Sms / Sardar
Shaheen Fatima
Below 18
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Aftab khan
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Aftab khan
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Nov 19, 2014 at 06:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Abdulla Amin
Shell I Cut It
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Aftab khan
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Aftab khan
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Nov 19, 2014 at 00:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Rumana Shahzad
Tum Piche Bheto
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
Aftab khan
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
Aftab khan
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Nov 18, 2014 at 20:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Amnah Khan
I Will Drive Auto
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto?:
Aftab khan
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto?:
Aftab khan
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Nov 18, 2014 at 15:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Usaman Khan
Shukar Rabb Da
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Aftab khan
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Aftab khan
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1 Like ·
Nov 17, 2014 at 01:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Zafar Ali Khan
Sardar Sent Sms
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wife try it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?
Aftab khan
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wife try it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?
Aftab khan
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1 Like ·
Nov 16, 2014 at 10:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Mehmood Khan
Apply Next Year
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
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Nov 16, 2014 at 05:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Abdul Jabbar
Eueuiue
1 sardar ka 20 saal bad beta huwa 1 dosre sardar ne os se pocha ;sardar jee 20 saal baad aap ka beta howa hai aur aap khush nahi .sardar bola 20 saal baad beta aur wo b itna chota sa?
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Nov 16, 2014 at 01:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Mahrukh Nida
Delivered
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, ?DELIVERED?.
***T@BI***
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, ?DELIVERED?.
***T@BI***
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1 Like ·
Nov 15, 2014 at 14:11
Category: sardar
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