Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha INDIAN flag main tmra kiya hai,
Green4muslim
withe4christian
orang4hindus
sardar ne kafi sochne k bad kaha,
OYE DANA TERE PEO DA AAYE

A sardar passing through a jungle,
Churail stopped him & says,
HOO HOO HA HA?.
Mein Churail hon,
Sardar:han han maloom he
Tere 1 pehen mere ghar vich ay.

a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
?50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys?

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
?50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys?

The Sardars Celebrated.

sardar jii asked from his friend that:oey yar y u use prepaid connection instead of postpaid?
other sardar jii replied:yar in prepaid we just buy a card and thus dont pay bill for calls

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

sardar apna rishta daikhne gaya ghar walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do sardar:girl se tussi kinne behan bara ho? girl: gussey se pehlay 3 si hoon 4 wan

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

sardar ne makkhi ka par torr ker kaha urr ja makhhi nahin sardar ne phir kaha urr ja makhi nahin uri sardar kahney laga iss se sabat hoogaya ager makhi ka per toor dia jaye tu ussay sunayi nahin deta