Hitler says,
?There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary?
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
?Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na?:

Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!

Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,

Guess why?

Bcoz

Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.

Sardar on phone

Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....

1 sardar ne apne gahar 3 sweeming pool banwaye.dost ko dikhane k lie gahar bulaya.dost ne poocha sardar g 3 talaab kiun banaye hen?sardar bola 1 tallab main thanda pani he jis ka dil thande pane se nahane ko kare wo is main nahaye doosre talaab main garam pani he jo garm se nahana chahe is main nahaye.dost bola sardar g ye teesra talaab kiun khali he?sardar bola oh g kise da nahan nun nai v g kar da.//.balle balle.,,..,[shoaib iqbal] cell#

costumer ne sadar [vaiter] se kaha sardar g soop main makhi pari hui he,,,,sardar kehne laga,,,oye dil wada kar wada makhi tera kinna soop pi jaye gi [ shoaib iqbal ]

1 sardar dozakh se bhag kar jannat main dakhil hone laga to frishton ne pakar kar khoob phenti lagayi.mar khane k bad sardar rote hue bola tuhadi ena harkatan ton koi jannat vich nai anda[shoaib iqbal] cell#

Sardar ka beta fail ho kar 5th se 4th ma aur pair 4th se 3rd class ma agaya. Sardar said to his wife:that apnee shalwar tight karlo bacha wapas aaraha hei.

Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?

Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?

Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI