Sms / Naughty Insult

Nisha

Ramchandra Kah Gaye Sita Se

Ramchandra kah gaye sita se,
aisa kalyug aayega ,
ek dost sirf sms karega ,
dusara dost, bas perh ke muskurayega HEY RAM

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 08:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

What Is The Similarity Between A Lady And A Chewing Gum?

Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later.

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Sms Karna Chod Do…

Devdas
babu ji ne kaha ghar chod dou,
maa ne kaha paro chod dou,
paro ne kaha sharab chod dou,
par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sMs karna chod dou...

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Sharab
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

You're The Principal!

Mom: ""Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!""

Son: ""But why, Mom? I don't want to go.""

Mom: ""Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.""

Son: ""Well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me also!""

Mom: ""Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready.""

SoN: ""Give me two reasons why I should go to school.""

Mom: ""Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ijunoon

Football..

Laloo: 2 his P.A. : Itne khilari kyun football ko laat maar rahe hain?
P.A. : Goal karnay k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball tou pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ijunoon

A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Girl
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Tum So Jao Maa, Mein Joti Ke Pass Ja Raha Hoon.

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jao maa, mein Joti ke pass ja raha hoon.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

3 Monkeys Escaped From The Zoo ...

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and the
third one was caught reading this txt message...:)

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Unknown

Hum Vo Hain Jo…

Hum vo hain jo...
jete hain aur jeene bhi dete hain
isiliye hum kehte hain,
humse panga nahin lene ka...

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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