Reh reh kar mujh ko tou bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht nah jane kaun se sabun se nahata hai!!

1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hont,
-Hum dono ki nazarein mili,
-usse dekh ke aisa laga ki
.
.
.
Kal usse 100% sardi hogi!

Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.
Lady: How many wives do u have?
Doctor: Two :-D

Moral :eXPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan dou
ke mai marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun.
BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra,
ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

God has given so many qualities to u...
gud looks, personality,charm, intelligence
and
many more.
this is called as ""Allah mehrban to gadha pehlwan"" !!!

""LIPS"" bhindi ki tarah

""GAAL""tamatar ki tarah

""EYES"" matar ki tarah

AUR Face ""GOBHI "" ki tarah!

EK dost mila

woh bhi subzi manddi ki tarah.

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
Aur husn ke tewar nokilay ho gaye
Hum izhaar karne mein thore dheelay ho gaye
Aur un ke haath peelay ho gaye...
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
Unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
K har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharchay utha nah sakay...
Mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda nah kare...!!!

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmaana chahiye
Bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
Jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite...
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye...