Exellent mind
Khubsurat chehra
Methi awaz
Masoom ankhhin
Perfect personality
Khushmizaj andaz
Ye to hui meri bat
Or sunao ap kesy ho

kya haseen mausam hai

kya khoobsurat nazara hai

bandar bhi sms par raha hai

bahi educated zamana hai

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhte hain,

Dil mein gum rakhte hain,

Pata tha SMS ayega tera,

Isliye DISPRIN sath rakhte hain.

Nigahen nigahon se mila k to dekho

kabhi kisi ko apna bana k to dekho

milna chahenge sabhi log tumse eh dost

par

par

par

par

par

par tum kabhi kisi din naha kar to dekho

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon…

jano says: papa mujhy bandar dekhna hai.
papa says:beta wo abhi ye msg read kar raha hai.

I've written a poem for you
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far