Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai

Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

1 man asks shopkeeper:
Iss UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump maar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay ga!

Open with love.
mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai,
vahi bat jo dil ko choo jaye,
pyar ke 3 akshar
""THE 3 GOLDEN WORDS""...
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besharam SMS kar!!

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mein zyada,
Agar Aysa tom sochty ho tou,
STUPID ho tom hud se zyada

Baharo phool barsao mera DOST aya hai.
Honto pe muskan, gali mein mehak laya hai.
Barsoo tak thi jise pani se ELERGY
Woh aaj LUX se nahaya hai.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU...

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….

Its just because

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Geela Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
Tou Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Baad Jab isay Bahir Nekalo,
Tou Apna Kaam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!