Son: Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa: I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki 2 chote kapdo mein
Cheetay par sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hain,
Kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!

What is the relationship between

coffee shops and theka sharab desi/angreji?

Most of the love stories

start at coffee shops

and end at theka...!!

Tujhe chaand kahti magar usme bhi daagh hai,

Tujhe suraj kahti magar usme bhi aag hai,

Tujhe bandar hi kah deti magar kya karu..

Kambakht Usme b dimag hai...

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

tou usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai tou samajh lena

keh dimag mein GOBAR hai,

agar paas ayi tou samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

Sincere Apology :
If u dont like any of my SMS
and dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... Throw your mobile.

Ikhtiyarr - e - Tabbasum
ki lau ko Tarranum - e - Numayish se Aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye tou please mujhe bhi bata dena....

Dhiru bhai from heaven:
""Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna Reliance"".
Mukesh: ""Hello kon bol raha hai?
thik se sunai nahi deta.
Call me on my HUTCH mobile!""

To live a life v need brains,
reflexes, luck, iq, knowledge, expression,
perception, n mental qualification. ....
hats off to u, for managing without them!!!

I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
That's because Meneka Gandhi says ""Love Animals"" !