I love ""u"",
I love ""u"",
I love ""u"",
I love ""u"",
I love ""u"",
I love ""u"",
I love ""u"".
Hey! Don't get excited,
I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Why do monkeys love banana.... -
oops i am so sorry ........ -
thats your personal matter!

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna
bayen haath ka ART samajhte ho...
dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur
khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

Apki chaal mor jaisi,
awaaz koyal jaisi,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
kitna acha hota k
do teen quality insano ki hoti.

Aisa lagta hai zindagi,
Tum ho ajnabi,
Kaise ajnabi tum ho?
Mai zamin par ghana andhera hun,
Asman ki chandni tum ho!
Ab koi aarzu nahi baki..
Justaju meri aakhri tum ho..
Dosto se wafa ki umeeden..?
Kis zamane ke admi tum ho?

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,
Ye tou tumhari kismat aachi hai
varna tumhare jaise,
ladko ke paas mobile nahi hota .

Kya bindas hawa chal rahi hai,
Birdy gana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
Shane log SMS kar rahe hain aur
Dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain...

Arz kiya hai.
agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,
agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,
tou isme gadhe ki kya galti hai.

Tum dur sahi majbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, Tum saans wahan lete ho par badbu yahan tak aati hai Use Chota pepsodent ab only Rs.5/- mein....