There--s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the --mayyat-- are dancing the bhangra and singing and general --balle balle-- is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho? ..... comes the reply, Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

1 larki dosri se poochti hay k tum nay itnay lambay admi se shadi kyoon ki pehli larki usay batati hay k mein chahti hoon k jab woh mujh se bat karay to sar ko jhuka k bat karay aur jab mein us se bat karoon to sar ko utha k bat karooo hahahaha

beta abbu say abbu shadi karnay mai kitnay paisay lagtay hgai abbu nay kaha beta pata to nahi laikin mai abhi taq pay kar raha ho

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date

BIWI may jaab mar jao gi to kya karooooooo gay HUSBAND mai pagal ho jao ga BIWI dosri shadi to nahi karoooooo gay HUSBAND pagal to kuch bhi kar saqta hai

IK DAFA IK HAATHI OR CHUNTI KI SHADI HOJAti hai un k dost unhein ik party detey hain jahan or bhi bahut sari chuntiyan hoti hain aab aap batiyey k k haathi apni begum ko kaisey pehchaney ga?
HMM....
SOCHIYEY SOCHIYEY SOCHIYEY...
CHALO MEIN BATADETI HOON...
HAATHI KI BEGUM K HAATH MEIN HAATHI KA BACHA HOGA......
(HE HE HE)

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

shadi se pehle kuch kuch hota hai,shadi ke baad kuch nahi hota,shadi se pehle sirf tumhare liye, shadi ke baad sirf bachon ke liye