Sms / Marital Woes

Sehar Saeed

Brain

There--s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the --mayyat-- are dancing the bhangra and singing and general --balle balle-- is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho? ..... comes the reply, Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 27, 2015 at 00:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sarmad Ali

New Shadi...

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

· 1 Like · Apr 25, 2015 at 01:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mohammad Yaseen

Dushmani

1 larki dosri se poochti hay k tum nay itnay lambay admi se shadi kyoon ki pehli larki usay batati hay k mein chahti hoon k jab woh mujh se bat karay to sar ko jhuka k bat karay aur jab mein us se bat karoon to sar ko utha k bat karooo hahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 20, 2015 at 01:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Aman Ullah

Dad

beta abbu say abbu shadi karnay mai kitnay paisay lagtay hgai abbu nay kaha beta pata to nahi laikin mai abhi taq pay kar raha ho

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2015 at 07:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Fahad Bukhari

Expire

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 20:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Zafar Ali Khan

Paagal

BIWI may jaab mar jao gi to kya karooooooo gay HUSBAND mai pagal ho jao ga BIWI dosri shadi to nahi karoooooo gay HUSBAND pagal to kuch bhi kar saqta hai

· 1 Like · Apr 15, 2015 at 09:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Muhammad Aftab

Soch Samj K Jawab Dena....

IK DAFA IK HAATHI OR CHUNTI KI SHADI HOJAti hai un k dost unhein ik party detey hain jahan or bhi bahut sari chuntiyan hoti hain aab aap batiyey k k haathi apni begum ko kaisey pehchaney ga?
HMM....
SOCHIYEY SOCHIYEY SOCHIYEY...
CHALO MEIN BATADETI HOON...
HAATHI KI BEGUM K HAATH MEIN HAATHI KA BACHA HOGA......
(HE HE HE)

· 1 Like · Apr 12, 2015 at 06:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Shagufta Yasmeen

Www.coolgoose.com/sites/my_land

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

· 1 Like · Apr 11, 2015 at 06:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Noor Bukhari

Shadi Se Pehle

shadi se pehle kuch kuch hota hai,shadi ke baad kuch nahi hota,shadi se pehle sirf tumhare liye, shadi ke baad sirf bachon ke liye

· 1 Like · Apr 10, 2015 at 11:04
Category: marital-woes
 
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