Father asked beti:
?Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi??
Beti:?
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shadi karon gi,
bus or kia??
Mom:?Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna?;-)

shadi main 1 sardar bohat der tak kha rahe thay.kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gay?sardar...mein to khud tang hun lekin card main likha he DINER 7 to 10 pm

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga

Hi asfand yar khan.ho w r u? Sardar ke mangni ik larki sa hui. Larki:shadi k baad tum muja ik ring dogay? Sardar:yes why not?pir ye batao ring ptcl pir de ya mobile pir?

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya. Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

? 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!