Little Alice was in her 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, Alice was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked her about her father.
My father--s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer--s really good, he--ll go home with some guy and
make love with him for money. The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises
and took little Alice aside to ask her, Is that really true about your
father? No, said Alice, he works for the Bush administration, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.

love is life
life is wife
& WIFE IS THE END OF LIFE

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow--s son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004


I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones.

I--ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

1st march ko nazar milai
2nd march ko love hua tha
3rd march ko tum ne chua tha
4rth march ko kuch hua tha

dosti karoo collage walise ,pyiar karoo offic wali,se, date maro posswalise,ankki, ladao sali se,love karoo dil wali se, ourmarkhao ghar walise.......

teri ankay juki juki tera chera khila khila tery cheray per jab hat gumaya tu adha kilo fair & lovely mila

I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u. Hey! Don--t get excited,
I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Two sailors were having a talk during their spare time.
First Sailor : Why did you join the Navy?
Second Sailor: I don`t have a wife and I love war. So I signed up. What about you? Why did you join?
First Sailor: Oh, I have a wife but I love peace. So I joined.

Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

We All Love You PAKISTAN.