yes ali u r right..........ahem ahem............love is really a joke.............:) ha haha ha ha ha eh he he he he he he he he aha ha ah


nice joke jigurzzzzzzzzzz ;)

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i love dear brother
and
faimly?

some times when women go for work they love there hubbies home to,so as a man has no experience on cooking!!when the cook,the food is tastless so they first taste it and say aoooch sooo bad so wat the say let first give it to dogs so they taste when the dogs can-t eat,they decide to give it to there wives,!!!! this shows after dogs its there wife!!!hahhaaaaa!!!

# LOVE IS HOT # # BUT IS VERY SWEET # # WHEN TWO LIPS MEET # # LOVE IS COMPLATE # # PEOPLE LOVE MONEY # # BEE LOVE HONEY # # GRASS LOVE DEW # # BUT I LOVE YOU #

Dear Deewana Mastana,

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH
KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I
should tell you I think you-re a JAANWAR and a SHREE
420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are
false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! if
you were here in front of me I-d hit you with my
chapple so hard your head will spin with these
YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you
think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE
to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I-ll do to you
if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel
DARR from me. You-re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA
lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending
all your nights on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in
your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking.
Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you
sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me
your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I
cant believe you think I-ll turn to you and say KAHO
NA PYAR HAI! I-d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go
near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better
suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE
you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don-t you
realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no
EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game
of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The
open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to
that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM.
Besides I-m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He-s no KHAL NAYAK like you. And he-s my
real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really
know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space
in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You-ll only end up
causing an AFLATOON because he-s a MAJOR SAHAB in the
Army working on the BORDER and he-ll kill you if he
finds out so save yourself from becoming the
foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me
alone. ~~~ Na Ghur wali na bahir Wali
~~~ *Isha* ~_BhootNi_~bye shye__Be_Safe!!!!

[color=red][love is like nokia
connecting ppl!!!
LOve is like nike
just do it !
Love is like pepsi
yeh dil mange more!
Love is like samsung
making is heard!
Love is like sprite
sirf yeh bujhaiye piyaas baki sab bakwas!!
Love is like tapal
yehi tu hai woh apna pan!!
Love is like Mtv.......
Enjoy!!!/color]

Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear ?Anamica-:
You must be surprised to receive this ?Prem Patra- from me. Let me make my
Pahechan- to you as ?Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge-. Though I am an ?Awaara-, I am also your
?Deewana-. I am making you a ?Prarthna- to enter my ?Zindagi- as a ?Priyatama-. Even though I
do not have any ?Sambandh- with you, I still consider you as my ?Dream Girl- with ?Lal Dupatta
Malmal Ka-. There are only ?Do Raaste- left for me. One is to get your love by ?Tyag- or to go
the ?Rangeela- way. Wouldn-t you like to be ?Mere Jeevan Saathi- as you are ?Lakhon Mein
Ek-? I also hope that you will ?Guide- me in ?Bahar- as we are made for ?Ek Duje Ke Liye-.
We will live in ?Naya Zamana- where we will have a ?Suhana Safar-. In this ?Himalay Ki God
Mein-, our ?Bandhan- is going to tied with ?Preet Ki Dor-. I hope that we will have nothing but
?Anand- in ?Ye Dillagi-. Aren-t you bored of ?Akele Hum Akele Tum- life? Let this ?Baazigar- be
your
?Boy Friend- and we start ?Pehli Mohabbat-. This ?Chahat- is going to leado a ?Milan- where you are going to call me everyday for ?Aao Pyar Karen-.

Now, ?Phir Kab Miloge- as ?Tumse Accha Kaun Hein-? As you know my love is
?Himalay Se Uncha- and hopefully our ?Mulakat- will be ?An Evening in Paris-.
?Aa Gale Lag Jaa-! ?Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?-
_________________________

LOVE IS SMILE EVEN WHEN HE KEEPS YOU WAITING ;

what is life ,what are u have u think about that,never i assure u life is only love love love, when u feel it than u find love love love

i agree that we are in advance stage butt dont forget the recpect of ur parents, elders, and others i hope after this u will find the real peace &love in ur life.

i am not perfact but i m trying to be a loving &respecting person.