kabhi honsla bhi azmana chahiya
bure waqat main muskarana chahiya
jab 10 dino main khugli na mitay
to 11 ve din nahana chahiya

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

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2 good friends r those who care without hesitation who love love even without communication who tolerate without frustration


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Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from ur heart.

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0301-4109989
0300-8189734

Yellow for Special friend.
White for peace.
Orange for luck
Black for hurt
Red for love
Pink for likeness

please choose 1 rose for me


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03004081478

when u disturbed SMS to one person thats you know
SMS to one person thats you can,t forget
SMS to one person thats you hate
SMS to one person thats you want to kill
SMS to one person thats you LOVE verry much
Now u gues why i send it to you


from . ALI KHAN 03005723749
03459451871

? like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

03332081848

For My Dear Wife,
On This Usual Day;
I Write You This Poem,
In My Own Special Way.

I Wanted To Tell You,
In Words Of My Own;
You--re The Most Precious Person,
That I--ve Ever Known.

You--re The Prettiest Girl,
Than Any I--ve Seen;
Your Body Is Flawless,
So Slender And Lean.

Your Eyes Have That Sparkle,
That I Can--t Live Without;
One Day Without Them,
And I--d Die There--s No Doubt.

And I Just Lose Control,
When I Glance At Your Hair;
Those Curls Are Just Stunning,
So Perfect And Rare.

You--re The Most Caring Person,
That I--ve Ever Met;
There--s No One like You,
And That I Can Bet.

What Attracts Me The Most,
Is Your Sweet And Kind Touch;
You--re A Gift Sent From Heaven,
And I Love You So Much.

So Hold Me As Close,
As You Possibly Can;
--Cause Now And Forever,
I Am Your Man.

0300-7332316
0321-7318981

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.


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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

Knock, Knock.
May I come into your world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep you fresh, prays to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling.

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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u and I love u. Hey! Don--t get excited,
I love other alphabets too...a, b, c, d, e, f?v, w, x, y, z!


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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

Teacher: ?A=B and B=C so A=C. Give me similar example.?
Shagird: ?Sir I love You and You love your Daughter so I love your Daughter.?


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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

If you love someone, put his name in a circle instead of heart.
Because heart is breakable but circle goes on forever.



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Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad

To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of true relation.


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Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad

Relationship is like a garden.It is beautiful when watered with love, hugs, tears and cheers. But it dries up, if left unattended.

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Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.

May Allah blesses you with hundreds of beauties, thousands of joys, millions of satisfactions, billions of luxuries, trillions of charms and countless love. (AAMIN)

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Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.

Knock, Knock.
May I come into your world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep you fresh, prays to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling.


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Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.

You r still in my heart

My love for u will never die

My thougts will always be with u

Andn the pain i feel inside will always

Remind me of someone i still love


if u like this then contact me
03007302063
03337616430

Sitting here thinking

Of the times u--ve hurt me

Wondering why is still love u

Maybe it--s your eyes

The way they make me feel so good inside

Or the way u smile

That makes me feel that i--ve never been so happy in my life

It--s probably just the wat u are u

A sweet, caring n loving

But all times u hurt me

I just don--t understand why i still love u

if u like this then contact me
03007302063
03337616430

So reastless at night

When dream of u

I open my eyes, hoping it came true

I didn--t again so with tears in my eyes

I hold my pillow to soften the cries

But distance means nothing in love that--s true

And though i long for one touch from u

I will squeeze that pillow while we--re apart

You hold me too, u hold my heart

No one has made me feel so complete

My whole life was lived just so we could met

I--ll dream of u now, on into the night

Hoping that soon u will come true one day, i know

Just hold me close and never let go

No one can take your place

You r the only one i--ve loved

You seem like an angel

Send from up above

When u walked into my life

I knew my life was complete

You r my everything for me


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Two lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and returned back saying, ?Love is blind?.
Boy in air opened his parachute and says, ?Love never dies?.


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Asim.

Love is vast like universe, deep like oceans, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me and sweet like you.

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Asim.

24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day.
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week.
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month.
12 sweet months make 1 sweet year.
But 1 sweet beloved like you makes the whole life sweet.


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Asim.

Love is like a cigarette. It starts with spark, continue with burns and ends with ashes. But you don?t worry we are chain smokers.

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Asim.

On the pages of roses,
With the ink of moonlight,
With a hand of love,
A pen of prayers has written,
Only 3 words for you.
ALWAYS BE HAPPY.


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Asim.

Morning is wonderful opportunity;
To pray,
To love,
To care,
To smile and
To thank god for all blessings we received.
G O O D M O R N I N G.


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Asim.

My love is like an ocean
It goes down so deep
My love is like a rose
Whose beauty you want to keep.

My love is like a river
That will never end
My love is like a dove
With a beautiful message to send.

My love is like a song
That goes on and on forever
My love is like a prisoner
It--s to you that I surrender.






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0300-7313245
0321-6367645

Love is
Not to forget, but to forgive.
Not to see, but to understasnd.
Not to hear, but to listen.
Not to let go, but to hold on.


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Asim.

Always welcome a new day with a smile on your lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind. You will always have a wonderfull day.
GOOD MORNING.



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Asim.

Only open hearts receive love.
Only open minds receive wisdom.
Only open hands receive gifts and.
Only special people receive my messages.


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Asim.

A sardar?s wife died. Sardar sahib was calm but Sardar wife?s lover was weeping very badly.
Sardar sahib consoled him, ?Don?t worry yaar. I will marry.?


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Asim.

Sardar: - ?Prito eik vari I Love You keh day.?
Prito: - ?Nai na menu sharam andi ay na.?
Sardar: - Ek vari keh day.?
Prito: - ?Oo nai na.?
Sardar: - ?Dekh laay, fer meri pehan nai.?


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Asim.

If hard work is yours, then success is yours.
If love is yours, then life is yours.
If confidence is yours, then the world is yours.


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Asim.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That--s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe go to hell .03458610636

Dating process: 6 weeks :

I love U, I love U,

I love U

. 6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn--t love U,

then why the hell did I propose?

if u like this plz sms

0321-7318981

Not love a friend like a flower
-----------;----------@
Bcz a flower die in the season
Love them like a rive
---------------
--------------
------------- flow 4ever
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SWEET hear is a special word 4 love
LOVE is a special word 4 care
CARE is a special word 4 friend
AND friend is a special word 4 u
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agar zindgi se mohabat karo ge tu zindgi mein mohabat na kar sako ge
mean that jab ap kise se mohabat karo ge tu us k liye apko apni zindi ki
bajae 2 ki zindgi yaad rakhni pade ge otherwise you don--t LOVE
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Danish / Pakistan / Rahim Yar Khan

Dil ke baat dil main na rakhan

Jo pasand ho usay I Love U kehna

agar wo gussay main aa jay

to darna mat

sir ko jhukana aur

dheery say kahna

bahna............................

milti rehna


0321-7318981

Teacher:Now,children,

if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,

wht virtue wuld I be showing?

Student:Brotherly love





0321-6353276

I am just thankful to all of you who are sharing their great thoughts here with all of us. I know its not easy those day to spare the time for friends since the Education, Business and Job even work for House wife every thing with the life is turning so demanding and quick but still some friends are around and I am very glad to say that they are real friend. Love you all. Thnaks
send msg on 0301-7600913/0321-7356533 or on danish7600@yahoo.com for msg frnshp
Danish
-

Life is sin 90=1 Love,cos 90=0 but friendship is tan 90=infinity !!! It has no value in this universe...Happy to have a Friend like U........
send msg on 0301-7600913/0321-7356533 or on danish7600@yahoo.com for msg frnshp
Danish

☻ IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST

I--m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.




☻ MY HEART BREAKS

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.




☻ A MILLION

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I--ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I--ve cried.




☻ SWEETEST THING

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.



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sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisi naal pyar nahi hoya?
yar howa to hai lekin o mun di nai

bas ena kendi aa i love u

pata nai ullu da pathaukon hai

03008341676
03215756698

Love like a billiard game.In which U like a striker and your krazement like a stick, your kraze(stick) through you to your love (Person) if you meet your love U get the point and the pocket iz like ur Heart. If U don--t meet him that--s FOUL. PLZ avoid to the FOUL. Jafar Hussain. 03224520024

Use Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,

Use Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,

Maine Use Itne Love-Letter post kiye ki,

Wo Postman k Saath Bhaag Gayi.


03216371610
03337616430

Eyes are parents,Heart is lover,Body is wife,Brain is a teacher,Brothers & Sisters are fingers...But Friends ???They are Blood!!!....

Contact: 0321-7320482

To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

owais janu , 0334-9884412

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
0322=4038808

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

0322=4038808

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
0322=4038808

Put ur right hand on ur left showlder. ? Put ur left hand on ur right showlder. ? U received a big jadu ki JAPHIfrom ME. I LOVE U LAILA. Jafar Hussain. ?03224520024 jafar481@hotmail.com

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: I luv u sister 00966560356101

college ki galioun mien ajeeb khel hota hai,
classes k bahaney dilon ka mail hota hai,
notes k badlay love sale hota hai,
isi liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai

03006012694
03339818449

my nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless,
so i asked GODIS THIS LOVE?GOD REPLIED
NO DEAR EXAMS ARE NEAR.
0321-5265041
THIS NOIS ONLY 4 GIRLS

Some Realties of Life.

U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id

0346-6625521
0321-7760380

Sardar: Prito eik vari I Love You keh day
Prito:Nai na menu sharam andi ay na
Sardar: Ek vari keh day
Prito: Oo nai na
Sardar:Dekh laay, fer meri pehan nai

0346-6625521
0321-7760380

IF U like THEN CALL OR SMS ME

Love is like a cigarette. It starts with spark, continue with burns and ends with ashes. But you don?t worry we are chain smokers.

0346-6625521
0321-7760380

An ELEPHANT falls in LOVE wid an ANT

BUT



ANTS parents R against their MARRAIGE.......



Guess Y ???????????

?

?

?

..........Cuz they have a SOLID reason..................


LArKaY k dAAnT BaHaR HaIN :D



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03453142822 only for girls no boys allowed
Its my PERSONAL number nd im FAHAD

DIL ki baat dil mai mat rakhna

Jo bhi pasand aye Usay I LOVE YOU kehna

Agar woh gussay mai aajae tou darna mat

Sar jhukana aur kehna PYAARI BEHNA miltay rehna...





Girls can contact me on this number
03453142822 Or
My ID is latino_fata@hotmail com
i--ll b waiting patientlessly for girls call or msg
Im Fahad MaD about GiRls
Forever Fantastic Fahad

Love Don--t Asks Who Are You? Love Only Says You Are Mine !
Love Don--t Asks where Are You From? Love Only Says You Live In My Heart ! Love Don--t Asks What Do You Do? Love Only Says You Make My Heart To Beat ! Love Don--t Asks Why Are You Faraway? Love Only Says You Are Always With Me

0345-6468679
0300-6468679

Slove this Question.....


(R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E)

REPLY ME ANS....

0321-6974109

Female DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn----t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, Nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can----t explain his behavior; I don----t know why he didn----t say, I love u, too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don----t know what to do.
I----m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.


Male DIARY.

Today Pakistan lost the cricket match against India. GOD DAMN IT.


NOW that----s called Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women!!!


03216371610

Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
0345-4433070 -love2lesss@yahoo

If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don--t, they never were.v
0345-4433070 - love2lesss@yahoo

A young newly wed couple just moved into their first apartment. The wife had a hurry call and ran into the bathroom and plopped down on the toilet. You guessed it...

0345-4433070)- love2lesss@yahoo.com

Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
Mob:03348123429

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I
was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn--t notice.
Mob;0334812329

Aaj mujhe aap se kuch kehna hai,
Wohi teel lafz jo dil ko choo jain,
I

Love

Pakistan.


03222389280

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
03348123429
Abdulrehman1@hotmail.co.uk

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, Fifteen inches.

Fifteen inches? asked the salesman. That sounds very small, what room are they for?

Santa tells him that they aren--t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, But, sir, computers do not have curtains!

Santa says, Hellllooooooooo........I--ve got Windows!

Muhammad Arshad
0334-5053889

Solve this Paheli.
The fishermen Love me,
Doctors hate me,
But kids to eat me,
I--m 13 letters word
Who I am?
Hints:
-H-T---I--ME-
U R Intelligent so tell about this
,
,
,
,
DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Aslaam O Elaikum...!

Hi Shahwaiz here 24 years old. i wana be a good, nice and lovely girlfriend.

if anyone intreseted call me on my cell # 0321-5022877.

waiting for any nice reply.

1-4-3 means I Love You
Three soft taps on the shoulder mean I Love You
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss
X--s stand for kisses; O--s stand for hugs (often used to sign letters)
Learn the sign language gesture for I Love you
Three soft taps on the thigh mean Let--s make love
Red roses symbolize love and passion
Pink roses symbolize friendship
Yellow roses symbolize respect
White roses symbolize purity
,,,
,
,
,
DECENT BOY;
03214878552

hi i need a life partner who love--s me and care for me nicely
Alia
my number:03328170310

Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:I Love u,
Girl:I dnt Love u,
Boy:Think again?
Girl:I told u No no & no,
Boy:Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:-ok Ok Ok .I Love u
,
,
,
DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #--s
Dat is frndship
Now It--s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
,
,
,
DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
if u like SMS send me on...03004401587

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

I Loved U Once
I Love U Still
I Always Have
And I Always Will...


0321-9078797
Wanna Share Funny SMS?

Love Your Neighbous
But Dont Get Caught


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The More I Know About People
The More I Love My Dog...

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To,
The friend
owner of my heart
&
my life

yar
I beg to say that i,
love you and
i cantlive without you.
so kindly give me
some place in yourheart.
I shall be very thankful to you.


your,s obediently,
name,zubair
Rll; 03313426285
class;mohabat
Date; forver

Police : 15
PTCL : 17
LOVE : 143
Fraud : 420
Murder : 302
Muslim : 786
Cigarette : 555
James Bond : 007
or
Kisi Smart Personality Ko Dail Karna Ho to
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Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don--t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.
,
,
,
Decent Boy:
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in cricket match 1 girl madepakistani flag on her cheecks .a boy kissed her cheecks & said .,..,I LOVE PAKISTAN///[shoaib iqbal]0321750097

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Nite & Moon..


Music & Songs..


Roses & Loves..


Fish & Water..





My SMS..


&


Ur SMILE...


i want to good only good girl frnd not a boy my number is 03012202410

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7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.

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Thats what Girls think about Boys

If u treat her nice she says yaar mujhe line de raha hai
If u dont she says kitna akarta hai

If u dress nicely she saysmujhay impress karna chata hai
If u dont she says tasteless hai yaar

If u argue wcith her she saysziddi hai
If u sit quietly she saysdumb hai

If u act smarter she--ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she think its her right

If u dont love her she saysis ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai
If u love her she sayspeechay hi par gaya hai

If u dont give her a kiss she saystum mujh se serious nahi ho
If u give her a kiss she sayssab ko line deta hoga

If u r skinny she says u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places
If u r healthy she says u shud b smart

If u dont tell her ur prob she saysur not honest 2 me
If u do tell to her she says ur a problem child

If u scold her she says you act like a nany giving lecture
If she scolds u she says Yaar, its becuz i care

If u break a promise she says she does not trust u any more
If she breaks she says jan mein majbour thi

If u do good in exams she says qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks
If she gets goods mark she saysits my brain

If u hurt her she says u r cruel & dont care of my feelings
If she hurts you she replies u r not understanding

& they claim they r not Hypocrates, Interesting na or yah sub ki sub stupit girls ki sooch hay.

Girl dont angry.


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Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money


First Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Girl) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.


Second Law O f Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.


Third Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.


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One day an old lady was sitting at her old home with her old dog. A fairy suddenly pops up next to her. It tells her, You have lived a good life. I will now grant you three magic wishes.

The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She says, My first wish is that I will be young and beautiful again. POOF! She is.

My second wish is that I am very rich and live in a mansion. POOF! Her tattered, old house becomes a magnificent mansion, and she is the richest person in the world.

My third wish is that my old dog will become a handsome young man and will be deeply in love with me. POOF! The old, mangy dog becomes what she wishes,a handsome man, with a beautiful face, and tender longing eyes.

He then leans over and whispers into her ear, Honey, aren--t you sad you got me fixed?



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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.


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I love the way that you look without your make up
I had a girl before we met but we broke up
Theres something --bout you that makes me want to step up
Step up and be with u If that--s ok with you
I--m gonna make you feel like you are heaven on earth
I--m gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth
I--m gonna wanna hold you in my arms when you cry
If that--s ok with you If that--s ok with you



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Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can----t read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven----t seen them since then. The weather here isn----t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don----t make the last payment on grandma----s funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven----t found out whether it----s a girl or a boy, so I don----t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

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