A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
""Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled,
So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn-t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ""Is there anything else your wife doesn-t use anymore?""

There is a barber who loves his job. One day a new customer comes in and asks ""How long will it take till ur done with all these people??"" The barber looks at the customer apoligetically and says ""Oye sorry sirjee..it will be at least an hour wait."" The customer nods and then leaves. The next day the customer returns and again asks ""How long?"" and the barber replies ""Half an hour."" The customer leaves. Now the baber is very confused so he gets an idea and calls one of his fellow workers over. The barber says ""That customer is really weird. He comes in here every day, asks how much more time is left and then leaves. FInd out where he comes from and where he goes."" The worker agrees and follows the customer. After some time the worker comes back and tells the barber ""Sir....i dont know where he comes from but I know that he goes straight to ur house!""

love is master key that the open the gates of hapiness.

If any body wants to know Himself and God he must Tleast Once fall in Love

Love is THE most preciouse thing in the World so plz plz plz Never try to Ignore it

A boy was head over heels in love with a girl.Both were in the same campus but in different hostels.carried away by his love he wrote a letter to the girl in his own blood.As ill luck would have it, the girl was a medical student. after having recieved the letter,she answered. the boy ripped the envelope in order to see what was written.He recieved a shock, because only two words were mentioned in bold...... (B +ve)

Alert Alert... On the Internet some guys are trying to be girls... be careful u blind sick lovers...someday u guys are gona end with some guy! this happend to me....

hi....i love you

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