once upone a time honeykhanw as a baby after many year he is young when he found a cute girl her name is a he love her very much but unfortunality she leaved him so he will be very ill but he descide he make more girl.friends and he never love them only felrt now he is very succsfull in his romance life

God created man and then He was overwhelmed with joy
""WoW what have I created! Its amazing ""
Then he thinks He should try once more May be its possible that in this turn He would create something more wonderful and amaziing So He created Woman and said
""What I did ?""
But as He loves sooo much with all of His creations so He couldnt destroy Woman so He left them for the Joy of Man .....




(sorry if it hurt any of you....Its Just for enjoyment and thats It ! ! ! )

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

DO SEHLIAA BUS MAIN SAFAR KAR RAHI HOOTI HAIN AIK KA RANG BOHAT SUFAID HOOT HAIN OR DOOSRI KA BOHAT KALA,KALY RANG WALI SAHELI PUCHATI HAI KE AAP KON SE CREAM ISTIMAL KAR TI HOO WOH KEHTI HAIN FAIR&LOVELY SUFAID RANG WALI PUCHATI HAI AAP KON SI CREAM USE KARTI HAI TO BUS SE AWAZ AATI HAIN ""CHEERY BLOSSOM-

Ek bacha bara hi batamiz tha har waqte galiyaan deyta tha. us ney eik din apney bape sey farmaish ki key osey round pati per chalney wali train (toy) ley dey us key bape ney kaha eik sharte per jabe tum galiyaan deyna band kar doo. us key kaha manzoor hai.

jabe train ley aye ghar tu us ney train chalna start ki aur station per rok key kheta jin (harami) key bachoon ki utarna hai utrey jin (kaminoo) key bachoon ki charna hai charey.

us key bape ney jabe yeh deykha tu us ney gusey main a key train almari main band kar di aur kaha abe tumhey kabhi yeh nahi miley gi....bachey ka 2 ghantey tak ro ro key bora haal es per bachey ki maa ney kaha soney bacha ro ro key nidhal hai dey dijey na. bari muskil sey bachey ko samjaya key abe nahi deyna gali aur bacha maan gaya.

thori dare main phir train mil gai aur bacha khelney laga aur station per rok key kheney laga..""jin bahijaan ko ko charna hai chareen jin ko uterna hai utrey jaldi pahley hi marey kaminey bape ki waja sey train 2 ghanta late hai ;)

kesa jok ...passand aye tu email karna na bholeen.

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Sindhi lawyer ? Case-wani
Number 1 Sindhi ? Pahla jani
Sindhi lawyer after a case ? Purse-wani
What do you call a rich Sindhi ? Lakh ani
Sindhi with a lot of Jewels ? Hira nandani
Sindhi who-s had a tough time ? Phat nani
What do you call a hairy Sindhi ? Bal ani
What is the favourite Sindhi food ? Biryani
What do you call a sindhi postman ? Mel wani
What do you call a sindhi servant ? Das wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves tea ? Chai nani
What do you call a sindhi who is a sant ? Sant wani
What do you call a sindhi who eats a lot ? Bhoj wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves Milk ? Dudh ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a loser ? Har jani
What do you call a sindhi who loves raita ? Raita ni
What do you call a sindhi who loves dancing ? Dansing hani
What do you call a Sindhi who keeps growing ? Wadh wani
What do you call a sindhi who is always sad ? Sad ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a communist ? Lal wani
What do you call a sindhi who goes out a lot ? Bhar wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves astrology ? Chand wani
What do you call a sindhi who enjoys Chillies ? Mirch andani
What do you call a sindhi who is very naughty ? Chanchal ani
What do you call a sindhi who loves eating Nan ? Nan kani
What do you call a sindhi who just heard a fall ? Thad ani
What do you call a sindhi who has a sweet tooth ? Gur nani
What do you call a sindhi who is an electrician ? Bij lani
What do you call a sindhi who is always laughing ? Khil ani
What do you call a sindhi who eats a lot of papads ? Tit fu sani
What do you call a sindhi who plays with emotions ? Bhav nani
What do you call a sindhi who is - the one and only- ? Kewal ramani
What do you call a sindhi who is a great watchman ? Sipahi malani
What do you call a sindhi who is a fan of Dev Anand ? Dev nani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of a king ? Raja ni
What do you call a sindhi who takes bath in a Ocean ? Darya nani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of colours? Rang wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of obesity ? Mot wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of -Pearls- ? Moti ramani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of tamarind ? Khat wani
What do you call a sindhi who always licks everything ? Chat lani
What do you call a sindhi who fell down & broke his legs ? Kripl ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a follower of Lord Shiva ? Shiv lani
What do you call a sindhi who likes to play with Elephant ? Hathi ramani
What do you call a sindhi who sells groceries in wholesale ? Tola ramani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of your father ? Dad lani
What do you call a sindhi who speaks language of the heart ? Man wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of women-s assests ? Mah boob ani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of your subordinates ? Chella ni
What do you call a sindhi who reminds a woman of her husband ? Nath ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a strict follower of lord Buddha? Budh rani
Why are most of the sindhi-s animals ? Cause they either

end with -anis- or -mals-
What do you call a sindhi who has achieved peace of Man sukh ani
mind and heart ?
What do you call a sindhi who has 5 wives ? Panj wani

from:-
sardar nadeem laghari baloch

AIK DAFA AIK LADKA TOILAT MAIN JATA HAY ODHAR LIKHA HOTA HAY KAY""DUNIA CHAND PAR PHUNCH GAYI OUR TO ABHI IDHAR BATHA HAY""HAHA......... KOI MIL GAYA HAY MUJHAY SHIZA ALOVE YOU

The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!


Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection.
You r damn lucky I look good !!!!


You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.


I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!



I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****



U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words


Good looking people r hard to find.
That-s why u don-t ......
That-s y u don-t see me often.


when u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really sooo cute"" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don-t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

11)
Jassi singh tells his gf, ""come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.""
When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.



What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.


WIFE : "" I wish I was a newspaper, so I-d be in ur hands all day.""
HUSBAND : "" I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.""

A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :"" too boring, too many characters and no story"".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??


God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don-t argue with God now.

I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

""Your future depends on your dreams""
So go to sleep

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

hard work never killed anybody...""
but y take the risk..!
milk is milk n butter is butter if u forget me den jump in the gutter

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he-d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper-s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
""Julie, why didn?t you write when you learned you were pregnant?"" he cried. ""I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!""
""Well,"" she said, ""when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin- and talkin- and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.""

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