Admi: Sardar jee jab apko garmi lagti hai to kya karte hai?

Sardar: Hum AC k samne baith jate hai..

Admi: Agar fir b garmi lage to??

Sardar: fir hum AC on kar lete hai...

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

teacher 2 Student: Jab me naram hoti hoon to Me bohat naram hoti hoon, or jb me sakht hoti hn to me bohat sakht hoti...

student says: Madam ap to bilkul mere Potty ki tarha ho... hahahhahahaah

dulha suhag rat ko kafi der k bad kamre se bahir nikla to doston ne poocha,..........
oye sale itni der kiun lagayi?
dulha,,, haram zado pehle ye batao tail [oil] ki jaga ELLFY ki botal kis ne rakhi thi,

Doctor pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye main ne 500 pages ki book likhi hai.
Doctor: Tum ne 500 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai k ek raja ghoray par beth k jungle ki taraf chala, aur last page pe likha k raja jungle pohanch gaya.
Doctor: To Saale beech k 498 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: Tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik...:D

Woh Message Pe Message Kar Raha Tha
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Faraz
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Mene Kaha Itna Pyar Kis Liye ? :O
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Us Ny Kaha Aj sms package ka Expiry Day Hai Is Liye. . =D

Kese kahoon k mujhe tum se? ? ? ? ? p. py. pya. pyaaaaa. pyaaa. pyaaaz. or . . . . Aaloo katwane hain.

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