Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez ki tabiat kesi he?

pathan:tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he

Exam mai Question ta
Challange kise kehte hain?
Pathan ne pure page khali chor kar last page par lika


APNI BAP KI AULAD HAI TO PAS KAR K DIKHA

patahn ne apni girlfriend se kaha:
hey kia tm muj se shaadi kro gi
girl: tameez se baat kro
pathan: BAJEE kia ap muj se shaadi karain gi

Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye yaar, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

1 hathi ne romantic mood mai aik chunti ko cher dia , chunti gusay mai hathni ke pass gaye aur boli apnay awara shoher ko samjha lo warna mard hamaray ghar mai bhi hain...hahaha pls send me jokes at my mob number 4rm Shazia

aik sardar roz apne kitchen jata cheeni ka dabaa kholta or band kar deta.....

why???

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Q,k..

Doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna... hahahahhaha

aik sardar nay apnay dost ko ghar per khanay ki dawat di .jab dost us k ghar per puhncha tu sardar k gahr per tala laga huwa tha aur likha tha dekha tum ko bawkoof bana dia, sardar nay neechay likh dia, hum aayee hi nahi thay .hahahahaha

Aik Merasi ne Chudhry ki beti ka rishta manga..

Chaudhry ne usy khob maraa ..
maar khane k baad merasi utha or kapry jharte huy bola ..

fair me inkar yee samjha.. hahahahahah

Aik Pathan laibrary me 2-3 ghanty aik book parhnye k baad bola:

So boaring, so many characters, but no story....

Then librairian says: O AKHROT dis is a TELEPHONE DIRECTORY.. hahahahaha