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A MAN is void without the existence of a strong ally in WOMAN in every stage of life - starting from Mother to Sister to Beloved to Wife and finally to a Daughter!

Happy Women's day!

Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife
at the same time, whom would you save?

Santa: Of course, the tiger.

Banta: But why?

Santa: Very few are left!

Everytime I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife somehow finds it out!

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.

A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.

The report said - Delivered!

Banta: How's your wife these days?

Santa: She's awfully sick.

Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she?

Santa: No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!

Santa: My wife can multi-task.

Banta: Really?

Santa: Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.

Wife: I think...

Husband: Exactly!

Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!

Husband: Doesn't matter... You're right!

My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.