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Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay? .
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D

Santa: My wife is a magician.
Banta: Why?
Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke.

If u have 1 wife,
She fights wid u!

If u have 2 wives,
They fight for u!

Feel the diffrence & decide.

(Sender is not responsible for any side effects...!!)

Wife Rings Husband & Says
"Windows Are Frozen. What I Do?
Husband Replied

"Pour Some Warm Water On Them,
But Not Too Hot Or They Will Crack"

"OK" She Replied, Bit Unsure
He Then Rang Back 10 Minutes Later And Said "Did It Do The Trick?"

"No" She Said Tearfully
"The Laptop Won't Work At All Now" =P =D

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Tu meri thii, Meri hai
Aur
Meri hi rahe gi Hameshaa
Jaan Aimen Ji <3
Qayam hai Dheet DIL issi baat pe
Aur Hameshaa hi rahe ga..:*

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living