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Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?

Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are

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partying and enjoying with your friends!

Wife at the dinner table, "Please toast some bread for me".

The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"

Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?

Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!

Wife is 'Received call'

Girl is 'Dialed call'

Aunty is 'Missd call'

Lover is 'Waiting call'

But friendship is FEVICOL.

Yeh Hai Majboot Jhod!