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ek dafa ek larki dukaan per gai or uss ny kaha k lipton di cha hi gi . dokaandaar ny kahaa menu ty nai tenu hi gi ty aa k lipat ja.

Im Writing This Joke in Two Languages
One is In Hindi And Second Is In English

Hindi.
Woh,
Hasti Thi Hasati Thi,
Roti Thi Rulati Thi,
Gati Thi Gavati Thi,
Bhagti Thi Bhagati Thi,
Aab Pata Chala Ki Sali Chutiya Banati Thi.

English.
She is to Laugh And Make Others To Laugh,
She is to Cry And Make Others To Cry,
She is to Sing And Make Others To Sing,
She is to Run And Make Others To Run,
Now I know About Her That She is To make me an Fool.

Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

ek dafa ek admi apnay eleven (11) bachon kay sath zoo main jata hai. jab wo zoo main pohanchtay hain 2 wo admi wahan kay guard say kehta hai:
bhai meray bachon nay kabhi zarafa (giraff) nahin dhaikha hamain oos kay pass lay chalo.
wo guard pehlay oos kay 11 bachon ko dhekhta hai or phir pochta hai:
kiya yeh 11 kay 11 bachay aap kay hain.
wo admi kehta hai:
han marey hi hain.
to wo guard kehta hai:
aap yahin tashreef rakhyeh zarafa khood aap ko dhekhnay aay ga.

ok lets play a game, ill think of a word and u--ll guess it, here r some clue:



it has 7 letters



it proceeded god



it is greater than god



is more evil than a devil



the poorest people have it



the wealthy people need it



and if u eat it u will die!!!!!!!



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ANSWER!



the word is NOTHING



the word nothing has seven letters



NOTHING proceeded god



NOTHING is greater than god



NOTHING is more evil than a devil



wealthy people need nothing



poor people have nothing



and if u eat nothing u will die!!

Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai

Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai

Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai

Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai

read it 1 to 10 ok 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 shabash kal abcd parhen gayeee

Ik admee sarak pe ja raha hota hai k achanak usey ik truck takar mar deta hai phir bhi wo bach jata hai usey koi chot nhi lagti sab log dekh k khush hotey hain k wo thik hai magar wo admee roney lag jata hai sab pouchtey hain kiya hua kiya hua tu wo kehta hai k truck k pichey likha tha....
(PERASHANI NA THIWEY MEIN WAL HI ASAAN)
yani perashan na hoo mein abhi aya......

ake admi rate ko sota ha to hawab main dakta ha kie wo apne bakroin ko bach raha ha wo kahta ha kie main 1000 main don ga lane wala kahta ha ke main 500 main lon ga achanake us kie anke kul jate ha per wo anke band kar kie kahta ha chalo tum per 500 he da do