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Aik admi ghabraya ho Police station aya aur bola.
Inspecter sahid mujhay geraftaar kar lejeay.
Inspecter: Keon.
Aadmi: main nay apni bewi kay sar par danda mara hay.
Inspecter: kia wo maar gaee.
Aadmi: nahi balkay wo danda lay kar meray pechay arahee hay

Wife:Kia Ker Rahey Ho?
Husband: Makhiyan Maar Raha Hoom.
Wife: Kitni Mari?
Husband: 3Males 2Females
Wife:Kese Maloom?
Husband:Kyun K 3 Daaru Ki Bottle Se Chipki Thein Or 2 Phone Pe.

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BOY : main last time pooch raha hoon k tum mujh se shaadi karo gi?

GIRL : nahi

BOY : sooch lo

GIRL : kaha na nahi

BOY : waiter bill alag alag laina


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Aik singer nay apne hamsae se kaha main jab bhi gana gana shuroo karta hoon tho aap ka kuta bhonkna shuroo kardeta hay. Hamsae nay kaha tho kia hua ibtida tho aap karte hain.

subah teri shaam meri ho



din tera raat meri ho



or jab mout aye to ay dost qabar teri usmain laash?
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teri hi ho mairi kiun ho?????????

Who are you? Why do you keep messaging me? Who gave you my number?
Please never msg me again.
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Main ne kabhi aisa kaha? Nahi na to msg kero na!!

Teacher - Agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai!!!

Student - Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap zinda nahi hote....


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Jo dete hain larkiyon ko TOHFAY,
Woh sajatey hain, unki SHADIYON k SOFAY,
Jo jaatey hain larkiyon k PEECHE,
Woh aatey hain W-11 k NEECHAY.


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Aaj mujhe aap se kuch kehna hai,
Wohi teel lafz jo dil ko choo jain,
I

Love

Pakistan.


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