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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Zeeshan Kaliya
Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?
Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...
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May 29, 2018 at 12:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Poetry / General
Neelum Chaudhry
Na Qurb K Na Wfa K Hoty Hen,
Na qurb k na wfa k hoty hen,sary jhagry anaa k hoty hen...bat niyyat ki sirf hy warna... waqt sary dua k hoty hen, bhul jaty hen mat bura kehna ,log putly khta k hoty hen ...or wo bzahir jo kuch nhn lgty ,un sy rishty bla k hoty hen.."
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May 04, 2018 at 13:05
Category: general
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Poetry / General
Bilal Ahmed Khan
Daman E Gull Men Hi Gullzaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Daman-E-GulL MEn Hi GulLzaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Aag Bujhti Hai To Angaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Shama JalLti Hai Sada Aik Hi Lamhe MEn Lekin
JalL K Parwane Kayi Baar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Jin Ko Yaar Pirota Hai Bohat UlLfat Se
Haye Wo GulL Sar-E-Bazaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
PaaOun Uthaty Hen Tere Kochay Ki Janib Jab Bhi
Apni Rahon Me Kayi Khar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Raat K PichlLe Pehar Khoon-e-Tamana Ki Tarha
Hum Teri Yaad Me Aye Yaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Ho Ga AndaAz-e- Wafa Un Ka AlLag Hi
Jin Ki Rahon Me TalLab-Gaar Bikhar Jatay Hen.
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Aag Bujhti Hai To Angaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Shama JalLti Hai Sada Aik Hi Lamhe MEn Lekin
JalL K Parwane Kayi Baar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Jin Ko Yaar Pirota Hai Bohat UlLfat Se
Haye Wo GulL Sar-E-Bazaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
PaaOun Uthaty Hen Tere Kochay Ki Janib Jab Bhi
Apni Rahon Me Kayi Khar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Raat K PichlLe Pehar Khoon-e-Tamana Ki Tarha
Hum Teri Yaad Me Aye Yaar Bikhar Jatay Hen
Ho Ga AndaAz-e- Wafa Un Ka AlLag Hi
Jin Ki Rahon Me TalLab-Gaar Bikhar Jatay Hen.
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Apr 13, 2018 at 18:04
Category: general
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Shah
1 Buzrug Farmate Hen Muje 3 Kisam K Log Bure Lagte Hen.
1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 kisam k log bure lagte hen
1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe
Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?
Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye
Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye
Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya
3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.
1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe
Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?
Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye
Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye
Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya
3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.
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Apr 06, 2018 at 04:04
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Zakham Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Par
Zakham muskurate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Dard bhool jate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Shabnami sitaron par phool khilne lagte hen
Chand muskurate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Umar kaat di lakin bachpana nhi jata
Hum diye jalate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Teri yad aye to neend jati rehti he
Hum khushi manate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Ab bhi teri aahat par chand muskurata hay
Khwab gungunate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Tere hijar min hum par ik azab taari hay
Chonk chonk jate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Ab bhi teri aahat par aas lout aati hay
Ashk hum bahate hen ab bhi teri aahat par...!
Dard bhool jate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Shabnami sitaron par phool khilne lagte hen
Chand muskurate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Umar kaat di lakin bachpana nhi jata
Hum diye jalate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Teri yad aye to neend jati rehti he
Hum khushi manate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Ab bhi teri aahat par chand muskurata hay
Khwab gungunate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Tere hijar min hum par ik azab taari hay
Chonk chonk jate hen ab bhi teri aahat par
Ab bhi teri aahat par aas lout aati hay
Ashk hum bahate hen ab bhi teri aahat par...!
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Sep 05, 2017 at 04:09
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Zakhm Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Zakhm Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Dard Bhool Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Shabnami Sitaroon Per Phool Khilne Lagte Hen
Chand Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Umar Kat Di Lakin Bachpana Nahi Jata
Hum Diye Jalate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Teri Yaad Aaye To Neend Jati Rahti Hai
Hum Khushi Manate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per Chand Muskurata Hai
Khwab Gungunate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Tere Hijr Me Hum Per Aazab Taari hai
Chonk Chonk Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per Aass Lout Aati Hai
Ashq Hum Bahate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Dard Bhool Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Shabnami Sitaroon Per Phool Khilne Lagte Hen
Chand Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Umar Kat Di Lakin Bachpana Nahi Jata
Hum Diye Jalate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Teri Yaad Aaye To Neend Jati Rahti Hai
Hum Khushi Manate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per Chand Muskurata Hai
Khwab Gungunate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Tere Hijr Me Hum Per Aazab Taari hai
Chonk Chonk Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per Aass Lout Aati Hai
Ashq Hum Bahate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
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May 17, 2017 at 19:05
Category: sad
Poetry / Political
Muzammil Shahzad
Ye Hum Jo Apna Badan Khaak Mein Mila Rahy Hen
Ye Hum Jo Apna Badan Khaak Mein Mila Rahy Hen
Hum Apny Bujhty Chiraaghon Ka Gham Mana Rahy Hen
Hum Apny Ahd K Wo Mutmain Munaafiq Hen
Jo Apny Ap Ko Tarteeb Se Ganwa Rahy Hen
Hawa-E-Asr Koi Taaziyat To Kar Hum Se
Hum Apny Mulk Mein Hijrat Ka Dukh Utha Rahy Hen
Ye Badtareen Siyaahi Bhi Apny Bakht Mein Thi
K Ghar Jala Rahy Hain Aur Muskra Rahy Hen
Hum Apny Bujhty Chiraaghon Ka Gham Mana Rahy Hen
Hum Apny Ahd K Wo Mutmain Munaafiq Hen
Jo Apny Ap Ko Tarteeb Se Ganwa Rahy Hen
Hawa-E-Asr Koi Taaziyat To Kar Hum Se
Hum Apny Mulk Mein Hijrat Ka Dukh Utha Rahy Hen
Ye Badtareen Siyaahi Bhi Apny Bakht Mein Thi
K Ghar Jala Rahy Hain Aur Muskra Rahy Hen
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Apr 07, 2016 at 19:04
Category: political
Poetry / Political
Muzammil Shahzad
Nahe Hen Hm Juda Ye Watan Hamara Hy
Otho Otho K Inkelab Lana Hy
Ye Apna Watan Hy Isay Ham Ny He Bachana Hy
Jala Dia Hy Isy Behasi K Maro Ny
Isay Ham Ny He Pholon Sy Sajana Hy
Hamary Mazhab Ko Badnam Kerny Ki Jo Sazish Hy
Usi Sazish Ko Nakam Ham Ny Kerna Hy
Chalo Chalo K Dushmano Ko Jatana Hy
Nahe Hen Hm Juda Ye Watan Hamara Hy
Chalo Phir Ehad Karo Is Shehr E Watan Ki Khatir
Lahu Ka Ik Ik Qatra Hamay Bahana Hy
Nahi Hen Ham Juda Ye Watan Hamara Hy
Ye Apna Watan Hy Isay Ham Ny He Bachana Hy
Jala Dia Hy Isy Behasi K Maro Ny
Isay Ham Ny He Pholon Sy Sajana Hy
Hamary Mazhab Ko Badnam Kerny Ki Jo Sazish Hy
Usi Sazish Ko Nakam Ham Ny Kerna Hy
Chalo Chalo K Dushmano Ko Jatana Hy
Nahe Hen Hm Juda Ye Watan Hamara Hy
Chalo Phir Ehad Karo Is Shehr E Watan Ki Khatir
Lahu Ka Ik Ik Qatra Hamay Bahana Hy
Nahi Hen Ham Juda Ye Watan Hamara Hy
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Sep 19, 2015 at 12:09
Category: political
Sms / Friendship
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Buzrug Farmate Hen Muje 3 Qism K Log Bure Lagte Hen.
1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 qism k log bure lagte hen 1 Wo Shakhs jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya kapra ho 2 Wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahe, Phir chup hogaye yaha tak k Ankhon me ansu agaye Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon he? Wo buzurg rone Lage Roty roty hichkiyan agai or behosh hogye Phir hosh aya or batane lage tu dubara behosh hogaye Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or farmaya 3sra wo jis k Pas "MUJH'' jesa dost ho or uski Qadar na kare....
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Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: friendship
Tags: Dost Friend Sms
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Apple Se "vitamins" Milty Hen.
APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!
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Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: wife
Tags: Wife Jokes Funny Sms
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