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Kuch is Liye B doston Se Raabta Km Rakhte Hen ******* Jo milta hy kehta hy Yar Sardi bht hy Soup tu Pila Ab batao Sardi meri waja se hy kya.

Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.

Kaajuu Badaam Pistay Chilghuzey Kishmish Ye Sub Mevey Hen To Boht Ache Lekin . . . Aap Jese Akhrout Ki To Baat Hi Kuch Or He

Idhar Sy Sametoun, To Udhar Sy Bikhar Jaate Hen, Logon Ny Dukh Dety Huwey Daaman Nahi Dekha.

Tanha zindgi to sabi ji laty hen,
Mil kr jena kisi kisi ko ata hy,
ik pal ka pyar to sabi kr laty hen,
Zindgi bhr ka pyar Nibhana kisi kisi ko ata hy,

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
Vitamin se "Power"
Power se "Work" hota hy.!.
Work se "PAISA"
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti hy.!.
aur
Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti hy.!.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti hy.!.
Aur Tension se Depression.!.
Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta.!.
Aur khaa Saib.!.

1 buzurg frmate hen k mjhe 3 qisam k log bure lagte hen
1 Wo Shakhs jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya kapra ho,
2 Wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahe,
Phir chup ho gye yaha tk k Ankhn me ansu agye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hy?
Wo buzurg rone Lage
Roty roty hichkiyan agayi or behosh hogaye
Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
hogaye
Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or farmaya
3sra wo jis k Pas pkg ho or Wo phr b Msg Na kare.
Sharam karo begairto apnay zinda honay ka pata dai dia karo

Wo Jo pochten hen mujse bar bar

K”Zindagi”kia hy
OR
Mout kia hy..?

Aj ussy bata doo!

K

Tum ko paa lia to
“Zindagi”hy

Tum ko kho dia to
Mout”HY”..

Wo Karte Hen Baat Mohabbat Ki,
Per Mohabbat K Dard Ka Unhe Ehsas Nahi,
Mohabbat Wo Chand Hai Jo Dikhta Hai Sab Ko,
Par Usy Pana Sab K Bus Ki Baat Nhi...!

Guzrey hen hum bhi us mushkil maqam sy,

duniya jisy pukarti ha muhabt k naam sy,

har ik morr pa muhabt ne zakhm diya

,Ab nafrat si ho gai ha muhabt k naam sy.

You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M. Humphrey

Ap kaha rehte hen? Kitne rooms hen? Ghar mai TV he? Kon se channels aate hen? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Janwer paalte hen? Bili hai? Kuta b hy? Music sunte hain? Phir Audio system b hoga Nalka hai? Pani ata hai? Fridge hai? Fan hai k AC? Phone he? Dead to nhi? Mobile he? Balance bhi hoga To SMS karo na.

Jaanam

Hum se Panga mat lena


Keon keh





Jin Tufanon mein logon k ghar urr jate hen

Un tufanon mein hum apna underware sukhate hain

ek admi k pass dou murga murgi hotey hain woh bohat lambey aur tandurast hotey hain



ek baar os admi k pas ek admi ata hai aur bolta khan sahab aap k murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo iney tu khan ashab boltey hai yaara mei inko badam pista makkhan yeh sab khilata hoo tu woh bolta hai hum income tx department se aye hain tum janwaro ko itna mehanga cheez khilatey hoo aur tax nahi bhertey phir khan sahab osey rishwat dey ker mamla solve kerletey hain phir thorey din baad ek aur admi aata hai bolta hai khan saheb yeh tumharey murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo tu khan ashab boltey hain yaara kuch nahi bas kachra khilata hoo tu woh admi bolta hai hum animal health care se aaye hain tum janawro k sath zulm kertey ho tumhey chalan bherna pareyga woh khan sahab osey bhi paisey dey ker farig kerta hai thorey din baad ek aur admi aata hai bolta hai khan sahab tumharey murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo tu khan sahab boltey hain kuch nahi khilata yaar dono ko 5 rupees dedeta hoo dono khud jaker kha ker aajatey hain;)

aik baccha apnay ustad say mere abbu aap ko murfhi tohfay main dengay
jab aik haftay (1 week) tak murghi na aayi to ustad nay kaha betay aap kay abbu nay abhi tak murghi nahin dee to baccha bola woh to ab tandrust ho gaye hay