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Shaadi mein ek SMART larka.
larki se :-)
Ap dance karogi..
Larki sharma k boli : "yes ..."
larka pyar se:

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To phir apki 'kursi' main le jaon BAAJI.

Ajeeb Waqiya Hai Ek Azeez Dost
Apnay Mufaad Per Mujhay Qurban Kar Gaya
Kitni Sudhar Gayi Thi Judayi Mein Zindagi
Haan Woh Jafa Se Mujh Pe ehsan Kar Gaya
Main Baat Baat Per Kehti Thi Jis Ko Jaan
Aakhir Wohi Shakhs Mujh Ko Be Jaan Kar Gaya...!

Ek aas…Ek ehsas…Meri soch…
Or Bus TUM…!
Ek sawaal…Ek majaal…Tumhara khayaal
Or Bus TUM…!
Ek baat…Ek sham…Tumhara saath
Or Bus TUM…!
Ek dua…Ek faryaad,Tumhari yaad
Or Bus TUM…!
Mera junoon…Mera sukoon…
Bus TUM…Or Bus TUM...!

Ek young man ""Military Police"" join kerna chahta tha.
Us ne apply kiya or wo kaamyaab bhi ho gya.
FINAL interview kuch is tarha tha.
Q). Aap ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Mujtaba Pervez
Q). Waalid Ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Muhammad Pervez
Q). Taleem? A). MP (Matric Pass)
Q). Kya ban'na chahte hain? A). MP (Military Police)
Q). Agar select na huve tou? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? ??????? ""Mitti Paleet""

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tunn hokar ja raha tha
tou peche se ek Tangay wala Aya, us ne kaha,
hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per
ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya,
wahan us ko neend aa gai. subha ghar k malik
ne darwaza khola tou sharabi neche gir gaya,
aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna tou side deya tha,
phir bhee takar maar di.

Kiya hai tum ne hum se Ek waada yaad rakhna
Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna

Ab na hamain rulana tum , ab na door jaana tum
Pehle hi seh chuke hain dukh itne ziyada yaad rakhna

Dil to na dukhao ge mujhay choar to na jao ge
Dil main hi base ho tum ab isse abad rakhna

Tum jo choar jao ge hum to mar hi jayen ge
Tumhare dam se zindagi hai sirf itna yaad rakhna

Chahaton ki duniya main roshni tumhi se hai
Dil toor kar hamain choar kar kahin na jaana yaad rakhna...!

Ek Duje Pe Martay Thay Hum Pyaar Ki Baatein Karte The
Khwaabon Mein Khoye Rehte The Baahon Mein Soye Rehte The
Hum Aashiq The Deewane The Es Duniya Se Begaane Se
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal phirte The
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal phirte The

Kehte The Kuch Sunte The Hum Phool Wafa Ke Chunte The
Kabhi Hastay The Kabhi Rote The Hum Yaar Juda Jab Hote The
Hume Sab Kuch Achcha Lagta Tha Afsana Sachcha Lagta Tha
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal Firte The
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal Firte The

Tanhaayi Mein Jab Milte The Dil Mein Hulchul Si Hoti Thi
Hum Dono Jaagte Rehte The Jab Saari Duniya Soti Thi
Jab Yaad Tumhari Aati Thi Chaahat Ke Nagme Gatay Thay
Bechain Deewani Dhadkan Ko Behlate The Sum Jaate The
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal Firte The

Ek Duje Pe Martay The Hum Pyaar Ki Baatein Karte The
Khwaabon Mein Khoye Rehte The Baahon Mein Soye Rehte The
Hum Aashiq The Deewane The Es Duniya Se Begaane Se
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal Firte The
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal Firte The
Ye Un Dinon Ki Baat Hain Jab Hum Paagal Paagal Firte The...!