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EK ADMI KI ANKHAEN KHARAB THEE OH DOCTOR K PASS GAYA OR KAHA KE DOCTOR SAHAB MUJH KO EK ADMI DO NAZAR ATHE HAE.DOCTOR NE KAHA K KYA AP CHARO KO YAHYE BIMARI HAY .DOCTOR KO EK CHAR NAZAR ARAHE THE

Log toot jate hain ek ghar banane mein
tum taras nahi khate bastiyan jalne mein
aur jam tutenge is sharab-khane mein
mausamon ke aane mein mausamon ke jane mein
har dhadakate pathar ko log dil samajhate hain
umr bit jati hai dil ko dil banane mein
fakhta ke majboori ye bhi kah nahi sakati
kon sanp rakhta hai usake aashiyane mein.

ek dost doosray dost say kehta hia kay yaar pata hia kal meri billi nay oon ka gola nigal lia doosra dost yaar phir to teri billi mar gai ho gi na pehla dost nahin yaar pata hia jabb meri billi nay bachay diay to sab jacket pehnay hoo ay thay

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Ek DiL Hi To Tha Jo Sirf Humara Tha...!!!
Bahany Bahany Se Tum Isy Bhi Chura K Le Gaye...!!!

Jo ho ijazat to ek baat poochon
Jo hum se ishq seekha tha wo ab kis se karte ho

Dost Tum ek Aise DON Ho Jis K Paas dosti k Hr Lock Ki Chaabi Hy Is Liye Hum Aap ko "DON"With "KEY" Kehty Hen Yani K "DONKEY" thanx mt bolo pagal ye tmara haq.