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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR .
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Main Ladki ke sath date par tha,
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mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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" kal wali Zyada achi thi "

Ek cockroach k marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfz "Aao mujhe mar dalo buzdl insan! Tum mujh se jalte ho Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi, mujh se darti hy"

To saamne betha hai aur mai sochta hun
K aate lamhon mai jeena bhi ek saza hoga

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

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Saare Fasaad ki Jarr Tum ho...or sirf tum hi ho...

Ek Sardaar Kele K Chilky Se Phisal K Gir Gaya
Aagy PHiR D0SRY Chilky Se Phisal K Gir GAYA Ab Teesry Chilky K0 Dekh Kr B0LA ..
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0h Shhiitt... Fer Diggna Penaa = P = D

Ek Tujhay Bhoolnay Ki Khaatir......

Dekh Kaisay Kaisay Bikhar Rahi Hun....

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

Ek Shab-e-Mehtaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Ham Kiun Apnay Aap Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Pyaas Ki Shiddat Honton Ki Taqdeer Howi
Aur Ham Qatraa-e-Aab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Shaam Dhalay Saari Choupaalain Sajti Hain
Ham Apnay Ehbaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Khushbuu Ki Tehreer Badan Per Likhi Hai
Aur Safaid Gulaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Ik Kitaab Lye Phirtay Hain Haathon Mein
Aur Zar-o-Asbaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Unhain Kisi Taabeer Ki Khwaahish Kia Hogi ?
Loog Jo Arsaa-e-Khwaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Aankhon Mein Be-Taab Samandar Hai Phir Bhi
Jaanay Kis Gardaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain.