Jokes

Q : Had u ever heard about the death of a women by VIAGRA?
A : A man eats 6 VIAGRA and his wife died :-)

AIK DAFA TEEN DOST AIK LARKI KE TUTION JATAIN HAIN LARKI KA NAM AISHA HOTA HAI
WO LARKI SE AIK DOST JIS KA NAM MUGHEES
HAI US KI BAAT KARNE JATAIN HAIN MUGHEES DRASAL AISHA SE DOOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HAI JAB AIK DOOSR KAMRAN MUGHEES KI BAAT LARKI SE KARTA HAI TO PATA CHALTA HAI KE LARKI TO KAMRAN SE PYAR KARTI HAI

ik admi song bool raha thaa dosra man chal raha thaa gub wo giya to pehlay walla man sida ho k bol raha tha gub wo man wapas ayaa to wo ultaa ho k song bool raha tha uss nay pocha k yaar main gub gya too tum siday ho k song bool rahy thay ab tum ultay ho kia baat woo bolla yaar main nay ab castte kee side chang kee hey ah ah ah ah

aik baar aik aadmi ki company main aik nai secretary aati hai.wo ussay impress karnay ki koishish karta hai.au ussay apnay kamray main bulata hai.jab wo aati hai to kahta hai meray kareeb aao.w o kareeb ati hai to kahta hai aur kareeb aao.wo aur kareeb aati hai.phir wo kahta hai kai batti bujha do.wo bati bhi bhujha daiti hai.boss secretary say kahta hai kai sab doorian mita kar meray seenay kai kareeb aao .secretary itna kareeb jati hai aur boss kahta hai.................................................daikho meri ghari kitni chamak rahi hai.;)byeshye

Kisi ""Gaoon"" ke aik gharib aadmi ne apne betay ko ""Shehar"" bheja aur kaha ke taleem hasil kar ke aayo..... woh 25 saal baad aaya to us ke baap ne poocha beta tum ne kahan tak taleem hasil ki hai????
betay ne jawab mein kaha ke mein ne B.A. kar liya.....
baap ne ghussay se apna sir phor liya ke ""25 saal mein tu ne sirf itni si taleem hasil ki hai"" .......
baap kehta hai ke hum ne to jahan bhi parha hai A B parha hai tu ne to 25 saal mein ulti taleem hasil karli......
AB ke bajayue tu ne BA parh liyaaaa..............
let-s smile (ha ha hah)

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

1 DAFA 1 CHOOR 1 GHAR MAIN JAATA HAY JAHAAN 1 BOHOOT MOTEE AURAAT RAHTEE HAY WO AURAAT CHOOR KE AAHAAT SUN KAR USS KO DHAAKAA DAY KAR US KAY SEENAY PAAR BEATH JATEE HAY OR AAPNAY NOKAR KO AAWAAZ DAY KAR KAHTEE HAY ""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" THORI DAIR BAAD PHIR NOKAAR KO KAHTEE HAY""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" NOKAR KAHTA HAY BYGAM SAHAAB MARE CHAAPAAL NAHEE MIL RAHEE , CHOOR BAYCHARAY KAA BORAA HAAL HO GAYA HOTA HAY WOH KAHTAA HAY KAY ""AABAY KAMBAKTH KARMOO CHAPAAL MARE LAY LAY MAGAR JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA DAY""

kisi larkay nay aik ajnabi larki sey poochha keh agar mein tumhen I Love U kanoon tum maan logi, Larki ney kaha haan. Aur agar mein kahoon I Miss u to, larki ne kaha Haan.. Lakey ne hairangi sey poochha wo kiyun....Larki ne kaha TUMHARI SHAKAL MERE BHAI SE MILTI HAI.......

abba abba app kay sir main sufad ball ku nikal jatay hai itni juldi abba bolta hai kay jo bacccha apna abba ko stata hai aus kay sir main bhut juldi sufad ball nikla attay hai achha abba ass liya main kaho dada kay itnay sufad baal ku haiiiiii