Miscellaneous

Sochta hon apk dil main utar kar dekhon,_,
=DOST=
Konsa purza kharab hai jo apko sMs karney nahi deta..
(.")/ chotaay
) ( 12 ka pana liya.

"Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia dega Jaani
Jisne police ki gari dekh k bike se utaar dia

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<)) Abay utar
/\ tere paas
gutka hy.

C.I.D sher arz hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
wah wah..
Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0 mar chuka hai.

Husband 2 wife.
Ek writer ne likha hai k
"Shohar ko b Ghar k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife-
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Per,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr,
Us k abbu Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr,

Phir do Laate Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Pr,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Pr...

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oye msjid kidar
hai.

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na huwa kro
"DOSTO",
Suna he k Khobsorat log kum bola krte he

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_//_ Oh My God..!
Ammi meri 'az'r 't'r'':-).
Dj!

ASLAM O ALEKUOM
Hands Up!
I'M a Lover officer.
U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jitne pyare ap ho.
Itna pyara hona Qanoonan jurm hai.
Is liye apko

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.;-)
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pta nhi aisa msg log muje hi kiun send
krty hen aisi kya bt hy muj main
" <('.') O my
)(>_ God
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i am so Cute na

Acting
Shahrukh khan pr Khatam
Singing Atif pr Khatam
Style katrina Pr Khatam
0r cuteness

Yaqinan MUJH pe Khatam
0r log.
JAL JAL
K Khatam;)

Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na nikly to
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Ghee ko garam karlo ;)
har cheez me Ungli dena zaruri nhi...:->