Miscellaneous

Party mai maizbaan buhat pareshan hua kyun k log buhat thay aur khana kam tha aakhir wo mehmanon se bola jo log larkay walon ki side hain wo kharay hun, bees log kharay hue phir kaha k larki wale bhi kharay hun pachees log kharay hue.
Phir us ne kaha: Aap sab log chale jayen kyun k yeh Birthday Party hai!

Teacher: yeh tumhare sath chota bacha kon hai?
Student: Yeh mera chota bhai sharafat hai.
Teacher: Isay kyun laaye ho?
Student: Aap hi ne to kaha tha k kal class mai sharafat k sath aana.

faqeer ne darwazay par sada lagai
Allah ke name par kuch dedo baba ko
ghar se larki ki awaz ayi kuch nahee hai baba maaf karo
faqeer bola: chalo phir apna number hi de do Baba Dua Bhi Karega aur Message Bhi

#jokes #lateefay

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