Miscellaneous

eik dafa reema se kisi ne pocha k aap ko sab se acha kon lagta hai
reema ne kaha general musharaf ,ghanta aagai karta hai ghanta pechai karta hai

baap apnay son say kahtha hai kay beta pass waley garr main figth ho rahiny hay ja kay waha kaan laga kar sono wo loog kis baat par figth kar rahin hay son jaldi wapis ata hay baap poochta hay beta thumara kaan khaa giaya beta innociently jawab deta hay ap nay khaa tha kaan laga kar rake do main nay kaan katt kar deewar par rak diya

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

aik aadmy ney doosre aadmy de time poocha to os ne zor se thapar os ke moonh pey mara aur kaha 100 hooaa hai.To os aadmy ne kaha shukkar hai...qareeb aik teesra aadmy tha,os ne kaha ""ooee shukkar kis bat ka"" Isper os aadmy ne kaha ke agar main aik ghanta pehle time poochhta to phir..........

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

ik admi apnay bathroom main nahaa tha hay accanak us ki shalwar us kay dog lay kar bhag tha hay us kay dog ka naam fashon ho tha hay wo without shalwar us kay peechay baagtha hay our awaaz lagatha hay fashon oh fashon waha jitnay bhi loog hothay hay wo sub shalwar nikal lathay hay ur awaaz lagathay hay fashion because they thougth this is fashon

haathi or chuintee chor sipahi khel rahay hotay hein, pehlay chuinteee kee baaree hoti hai haathi ko dhoondnay kee, wo foran uss ko dhoond leti hai, haathi kee baaree atee hai to uss ko museebat per jati hai kyoon k chuintee MASJID may ja k chup jaati hai, haathi bilaakhir uss ko 1 hour k baad dhoond he leta hai, chuintee heraan ho k poochti hai k tum nay mujh ko kaisay talash kiya? hathi jawab deta hai, mein nay MASJID k bahit tumhari jootian dekh lee theen :p