Miscellaneous

Eik muft Khora eik dawat mein bin bolaye chala gia. aik admi nay pocha dolha say thumara kya rishta hay? mufat khoray nay jawab dia: janab woh meray dost kay dost ka dost hay. us admi ny thora sa shorba plate mein dal dia. Mufat Khoray nay Kaha yah kia hay. Admi nay kaha yay shorbay kay shorbay ka shorba hay
hahahahahaha

Teri Khamoshi ki Waja Hum Na Samajh Sakay e Dost
Woh to sham ko teri ammi ne bataya ke aaj tenu chittar paye ne

chal koi gall nahee

Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.

bacha pehlay din school se wapas aya. Maa ne poocha
betay! aaj tum ne kya kya seekha?
beta: kuch nahee. betay ne sadgi se jawab diya "kal phir jana padega"

Uss bewafa ki yaad mein jam haath me utha liya
phir jo lagaya bread par aur fatafat kha liya

dukh apni jaga bhook apni jaga

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...