Miscellaneous

ak dafa ak larki ak dukaan walay say poochti hai ( in punjabi)""LIPTON di chah hai?"" to woh kekta hai"" aahoo"";)

ek dafa ka zikar hay ke ek admee ki radio kharab hoi jathi hay.tho oh us radia ko misthree ke pass le jatha hae or kahtha hay ke is ko teek kardo.tho mistthree us ko do din bad aker lene ko kahtha hay do din bad jab oh jatha hay tho radia ba gaie hothe hay .likin agle din oh phir ajatha hay or misthree se kahtha hay ke ye radio rath konahi chalthi or din ko ko chalthi hay .tho misthree boltha hay ke aj kal rath ko mousam kharab hotha hay .tho ye adme kahtha hay ke mousam bhi dalwa do maen us ke pease bi dedonga. . . . . .. .

ak dafa ka zikar ha ka ak ustad na apne shagird se pocha ka istry kise kahta han to shagird ne kha ka ak zuban(language)main istry beeve ko istry kahtay han is per ustad ne pher phocha ka shohar ko kia kahta han to us ne foran jawab dia sir ustra ha ha ha hoon hoon ha

knock knock
""who-s there?""
""mary""
""mary who?""
""mary chrismas to you!""

once a girl(living in a hostel) asked the other girl""in wat way guys would talk among each other when they r alone""
second girl replied(carelessly)""obviously in the same way we talk to each other""
1st girl got stunned and said""don-t they feel shy""

once a journalist asked reema thatwat she usually does after getting up in the morning
reema inocently replied that after getting in the morning i like to go to my home

IK GHAR MAIN PARTY HO RAHI THI.MAZBAN KI BACCH NAY BAHG KAR APNI AMMI SAY KAHA.AMMI AMMI MARY AABU NAY KITCHEN MAIN KISSI KO APNI BAHOON MAIN LAY RAKH HAY.BAGAM SAHABA BHOOT SAHMINDA HO KAR KITCHEN KI TARAF BAHGIN.BACCI NAY ACCNIK TALIAAN BAJATAY HOYA KAHA.AMMI AMMI APRIAL FOOL.WHO KOI OR NAHI HAMRI NOKARANI HAY.

Call an unknown phone number -and ask Bashir hai kya?
She will say "" No wrong number"".
Again call after five min ""Bashir hai kya ?""
She will be reasonably annoyed ""no this is wrong number"".
Again call ""Bashir aa gaya kya""?
She will say ""aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho?
Again call after five min "" Bashir ko phone dena.""
She will cry with all gaaleees.
You just drop the phone.
Call after another five min ""Main Bashir bol raha hun, Mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?

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