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Kuch dair hamare sath chalo
ham dil ki kahani keh dain gey

samjhy na jise tum ankho se
wo bat zubani keh dein gey

pholon ki tarha jab hontoon py
ik shokh tabasum bikhry ga

dhere se tumhare kanoo mein
ik bat purani keh dein gey

izhar-e-wafa tum kia jano
ikrar-e-wafa tum kia jano

ham zikar karen gey auroo ka
aur apni kahani keh dein gey

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train.
The train goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri.
Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Very proper that
she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking: Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Musharaf is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.

Kuch log anjany hote hain
beghane hote huwe bhi apny hote hain
jin k door hone se katete nhi din raten hamare
paas jab hote hein apne lamhe bhi paraey hote hain
purany makanoo ke entoo ki tarha be rang be boo
tarpate aur satate huwe taluq kia itne pyary hote hain
aftab-e-garoob ki tezi se mit jate hain
jab ham inhain dekhte hain shafaq main kiu nhi hote

AAK ADMI HEIR DRESAR KA PASS ATA HA OUR PHUCHTA HA KA KATNI DIR MAIN PHRAG HO GA HEIR DRESAR KHATA HA KA 20 MANITS MAIN TO ADMI CHALA JATA HA OUR DO TEEN ASI TARA PHOCH KAR CHALA JATA HA WAPAS NAHIN ATA HEIR DRASER LARKAY KO KHAHTA HA KA YA ADMI KHAIN JATA HA OUR KHAIN SAY ATA HA LARKA THORI DEER BAD BHAGTA HOWAA ATA HA OUR KHATA HA ATA TU PATA NAHIN KHAIN SAY HA PAR YAHAIN SAY SEEDHA TARAY GHAR JATA HA.

na umeed shakhs har acha mauqa ganwaa deta hai aur pur umeed shakhs pareshani mein bhi mauqa talaash kar laita hai .

kaash mai.n tere hasiin haath kaa kangan hotaa

tuu baDe pyaar se baDe chaao se baDe aramaan ke saath
apanii naazuk sii kalaaii me.n chaDhaatii mujh ko
aur betaabii se furqat ke Khizaa.N lamho.n me.n
tuu kisii soch me.n Duubii jo ghumaatii mujh ko
mai.n tere haath kii Khushbuu se mahak saa jaataa
jab kabhii muuD me.n aa kar mujhe chuumaa kartii
tere ho.nTho.n kii shiddat se mai.n dahak saa jaataa

raat ko jab bhii tuu niindo.n ke safar par jaatii
marmarii haath kaa ik takiyaa banaayaa kartii
mai.n tere kaan se lag kar kai baate.n kartaa
terii zulfo.n ko tere gaal ko chuumaa kartaa
jab bhii tuu band qubaa kholne lagatii jaanaa
apanii aa.Nkho.n ko tere husn se kheraa kartaa
mujh ko betaab saa rakhataa terii chaahat kaa nashaa
mai.n terii ruuh ke gulashan me.n mahaktaa rehtaa
mai.n tere jism ke aa.Ngan me.n khanaktaa rehtaa
kuchh nahii.n to yunhi benaam saa bandhan hotaa

kaash mai.n tere hasiin haath kaa kangan hotaa