iJunoon Archives

Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha

A patient in a medical ICU wearing an oxygen mask talks to the nurse Nuursh ave mai testicles turned black. Blushing the nurse picks up the sheet looks under and says No your testicles have not turned black What the patient was actually asking thru the oxygen mask was Nurse have my test reports come back . Hahahahahahaha

Wo masiha jab se ban gaye
bemariyoo se hamare yarane ho gaye

Khudaya nawaza tu ne mujy be hisab hy
magr mangna mujy b tuj se be hisab hy

dya tu ne mujy meri aouqat se zyada
shukar karoon tera Nafa jis mein be hisab hy

dy dy mujy usky sare gham lay lay meri sari khushiyan
ankhon mein meri ansoo ajj be hisab hain

nichawar kr chaman ki bharein barsa dy khushiyon ki barish

maola shamil meri zindagi mein usy kr dy
chahat mere dil mein jis ki be hisab hy

dikha roshni ki kiran pak sab burayon se kr dy mujy
k ay Rab-e-Zuljilal tera dar mujy be hisab hy

paar mujy pull siraat se krna ya rab
kali kamli k saye ki shidat dil mein be hisab hy

aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

one friend:yar agar duniya main pani na hota to kaya hota.
2nd friend:phir ham lagon ko milawat say pak milk milta.