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Haqeeqat jaan lo bichad jaane se pehle,
Meri sun lo apni sunaane se pehle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhein muskurane se pehle!

aik pagal khanay may aik pagal dewar say
kaan(ear) luggay buhat daer say khara(stand) tha
aur aesa mehsoos ho raha tha jaesay ussay kuch sunnae day raha hai.
yae sub kuch doctor beatha deakh raha tha.jub buhat daer tuk wo issy hallat may khara raha toa doctor nay ussay puchanay key koshish key toa pagal nay ""shhh"" kar kay ussay chup rehnay ka isshara keya
doctor nay soacha deakhay toa sahe akhir baat kya hai.hosaqta hai is may say kohee awaz aa he rahe ho
yae soach kar wo be dewar say kaan(ear) lugga kar khara ho gaya.aur taqrebun 5min kay baad wo hatta aur pagal say kehnay lugga ""tum kya soun rahay ho""? mujay toa kuch sunnae nahee day raha hai.
pagal nay kaha
mai aik gaenthay(1 hour) say yaha kaan luggaey khara hu
jub mujay sunae nahe deya toa bhalla 5min may tujay kya sunae day gaa ....
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Dunya mai 3 tarha k mard hoty hain
England ka Mard=
1 Bv rkta hy or 1 Girlfrend lekin mohabat BV se krta hy
America ka mard=
BV rakhta hy or 1 girlfriend lekin mohabat GF se krta hai
Ab Pakistani mard=
1 BV Rakta hy or 10 GF rkta ha lekin mohabat apni amma sy krta ha:
Maa sadqe maa waari...

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !