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ek dafa do pagal pagal khane se cycle le kar bhag gay.ek pagal ne cycle se utar kar cycle ki hawa nical de.dosre pagal ne kaha ye kya kia to pehle pagal ne kaha cycle ki seat unche thi.dosre pagal ne cycle ki seat modh di.pehle pagal ne poocha ye kya kia tu dosre pagal ne kaha keh mein tum jese pagal ke sath nahin rah sakta me wapas ja raha ho

Q hasad karti hai darya ki rawani mjse
aa k le jay meri aankh ka pani mjse
mass nakhun se juda kar k dikhaya main ne
us ne pooche thay judai k maani mjse

eik aadmi eik bachee se poochta hai ke:-
beeta post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
admi poochta hai tomhara gar kedar hai
bacha kehta hai post office kay saamney
admi poochta hai post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
(admi tang aa kar) yeh dono keder hain
bacha kahta hai ""amney saamney""(aik dosre key samney)

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from A Pakistani from a small villege near Rawalpindi.

We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I
want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But
when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only *
comes.But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced
The
problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he
said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have
opened the email account with password *****. But I request u to check
this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!.

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down
the computer.

There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo
recorder. We request u to add the same in future.

There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after
clicking
started running and he has run up to Islamabad from Rawalpindi. So we
request u to change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home.
Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?

Next, Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outerview of the mail.
Is
there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of ourhouse. So I
searched
for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the
same
there also . Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously,

A Pakistani, B.E Computer Science (Lahore University)