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mousam ki khushbo mein aksar gham ki khushbo mill jati hai
aamoon kay baagh mein kaisay sawan sawan barsa aanso

apnay bachpan ka qissa hai aik tasveer banayi uss nay
mehandi wallay haath rachay thay, beech hathailee tapka ansoo

aik gaoon mein do barattain shaid dulha badal gaya
mairi ankh mein taira ansoo tairi ankh mein maira aanso

pas say daikho jugnoo ansoo, door say daikho taara ansoo
mein pholon ke saij pay baitha adhi raat ka tunha ansoo

mairi in ankhoon mein aksar gham kay dono pehlo daikhay
thehar gaya tu pathar ansoo, beh nikla tu darya ansoo

payaar ajeeb talvar hai jis pay hum dono kay naam likhay hain
tehni tehni kaliyaan ansoo, pathar jharna ansoo

An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

mousam ki khushbo mein aksar gham ki khushbo mill jati hai
aamoon kay baagh mein kaisay sawan sawan barsa aanso

apnay bachpan ka qissa hai aik tasveer banayi uss nay
mehandi wallay haath rachay thay, beech hathailee tapka ansoo

aik gaoon mein do barattain shaid dulha badal gaya
mairi ankh mein taira ansoo tairi ankh mein maira aanso

pas say daikho jugnoo ansoo, door say daikho taara ansoo
mein pholon ke saij pay baitha adhi raat ka tunha ansoo

mairi in ankhoon mein aksar gham kay dono pehlo daikhay
thehar gaya tu pathar ansoo, beh nikla tu darya ansoo

payaar ajeeb talvar hai jis pay hum dono kay naam likhay hain
tehni tehni kaliyaan ansoo, pathar jharna ansoo

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Pakistan State lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Courtsey: Pakitan Forex Department