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Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.??
Boy: Mendak..

Teacher: 4 aur btao

... Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

Jab har koi thukra de ga
Lagta hai tu mujhy apna le ga,

Tu is be-naam se phool ko
Apney aangan mein jaga de ga,

Mein to jaan boojh kar bhi sookh jaunga
Ky tu mujhey apney hath se paani pila de ga. . !

Khareedar: Ye bara kitne ka hay?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Khareedar heraan ho kar:
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Touch screen wala he kya..??

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

Thumbs Up, If You Liked it :

Safar khizaan ka, bahaar manzil,
Hai fasilon ki shikaat manzil,
Mujhe ussi ne yeh khauf bakhsha,
Ke jis ne di thi udhaar manzil,
Ilaahi kuch tu hi silaa de,
Nazar ki hadh se guzaar manzil,
Tu jeet jaye ga, jeet mujh ko,
Tere galey ka hai haar manzil,
Tujhe talab thi ke mein bhi ro’un,
Aa dekh zaar-o-qitaar manzil,
Hird ka ultaa moaamla tha,
Gulaab rahain, to khaar manzil,
Jalaa ke nikla jo apne ghar ko,
Dhuaan si rahain, ghubaar manzil,
Ke meri sansain ukharr rahi hain,
Abhi to mujh ko pukaar manzil,
Khabar mili hai woh laut aya,
Ab us ke sar par se waar manzil,
Main aasmanon ko khaujta hoon,
Sunaa tha unke hai paar manzil,
Azal-abad ki talaash mein hai,
Ujaal rahain, sanwaar manzil,
khud hi kuch susst tha warna,
Talab mein thi be’qaraar manzil

#poetry