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#poetry

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
...
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;

Like n cmnt if u liked it :

Aakhir Ek Din
Usne Mujh Se Keh Hi Dala
Mujh Par Bhi Ek Nazm Kaho Tum
Aisi Nazm
K Jis Mai Mera Naam Na Aaye
Mai Khud Aaon

(Wasif Khayal)

#wasifaliwasif

Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

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aur soch ke aangan mein utartaa bhi wohi hai

woh jis ne diye mujh ko mohabbat ke khazanay
baadal ki terhan aankh se barsa bhi wohi hai

....Aao fariG ho To tuM ko bhi leY chaluN
Adaalt-E-Ishq Mein.....

....Suna hai aJ mohabbat ko saza_E_moat honi hai....