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Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Abdul Rahman
Papa Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Kia Doon?
Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?
Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
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Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...
Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.
Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
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Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...
Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.
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Apr 09, 2018 at 20:04
Category: baap-aur-beta
Poetry / General
Mahu Arish
Kitnay Nadaan Hain Tujhe Bhoolnay Walay Tujhe
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Apr 09, 2018 at 20:04
Category: general
Social Wall / Text
Ijunoon
My Dad Is Millionaire
Boy: My dad is millionaire and he is 93 years old
he will die soon i will be rich
will you marry me ?
girl: NO...
a week late she was boy's mother
Moral: never give ideas to a women
he will die soon i will be rich
will you marry me ?
girl: NO...
a week late she was boy's mother
Moral: never give ideas to a women
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Apr 09, 2018 at 17:04
Category: text
Poetry / General
Samra Mushtaq
Karobar E Zindagi Se Ji Churatay Hain Sabhi
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Apr 09, 2018 at 14:04
Category: general
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Samreen Qaisar
Nishana
aik cricketer apni saas ko maroob karne ke liye match dekhnay ke liye sath le kar aaya. jab is ki baari aayi to is ne apni saathi batsman se kaha .
" meri saas bhi tamashaiyon mein mojood hai aur mein zabardast shats laganay ki koshish karoon ga .
saathi batsman ne be takalufana andaaz mein kaha .
" tum ahmaq ho, bhala tum apni saas ko itnay tamashaiyon mein nishana kaisay banaao ge? "
" meri saas bhi tamashaiyon mein mojood hai aur mein zabardast shats laganay ki koshish karoon ga .
saathi batsman ne be takalufana andaaz mein kaha .
" tum ahmaq ho, bhala tum apni saas ko itnay tamashaiyon mein nishana kaisay banaao ge? "
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Apr 09, 2018 at 13:04
Category: miscellaneous
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Apple Cholesterol Or Wazan Kam Karne Mai Mufeed Tehqeeq
تیزی سے بڑھتے وزن اور کو لیسٹرول کی سطح میں اضافے سے پریشان افراد کے لیے خوش خبری ہے کہ روزانہ چار سیب اپنی غذامیں شا مل کرکے وہ ان مسا ئل سے چھٹکارا حا صل کر سکتے ہیں۔ ایک حا لیہ تحقیق کے مطابق چھ ما...
مزید پڑھیں
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Apr 09, 2018 at 11:04
Category: health
Poetry / Poetry Sms
Zeeshan Kaliya
Samajh Nahi Aati Wafa Kary Tu Kis Se Kary
Samajh nahi aati wafa kary tu kis se kary
" IQBAL"
matti se baney yeH log kaghaz ke tokroon pe bik jatey hain
" IQBAL"
matti se baney yeH log kaghaz ke tokroon pe bik jatey hain
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Apr 09, 2018 at 08:04
Category: poetry-sms
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Waqas Moti
Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha.
Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja...
"Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ...
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..
"Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ...
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..
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Apr 09, 2018 at 06:04
Category: miscellaneous
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