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Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai:

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
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Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?

Husband: Haan ...

Wife: Koii Nahi ...

Jis ahad me lut jaye faqeeron ki kamai
uss ahad ke sultan se koi bhool hui hai

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....

Patharon ki tabiaton me khod ko parakhane wale
Patharon k shehar me dil laga k kia karna
Nikal ae baton baton me agar mera tazkara
Khataen chopa kar meri sifat beyan karna
Tujhe chahne walon ki jo fehrisit likhane betho
To halka sa naam hamara bhi shumaar karna
Jane se pehle bus yahi bat yad rakhana
Jab bhi dil lagao to mohabbat lazawal karna
Tham lo kisi aur ka hath bhi lakin
Zindagani apni bus hamare hi naam karna
chahe cheen lain log tum se tumhara piar
Bus Khoda ki zaat par hi bharosa karna

#poetry

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

Yeh kaafi hai ke hum dushman nahin hain,
Wafaadari ka daava kyon karain hum..

#poetry