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IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.

Aik dafa ka zikar hai ke aik mia or aik hi biwi dono bohut khushi khushi zindagi gozaar rahe the(pata nahi kaise) kher on ka aik pyara sa beta bhi tha jo 5 saal ka tha.Aik din chaand raat ko mian or os ka beta Mithai lene nikalte hain or waapsi main on ki car ke samne aik truck a jata hai jo on dono baap bete ko kochalta howa nikal jata hai(kemari ki taraf) or woh dono wahin ALLAH ko pyaare ho jaate hain.Jab os ki biwi ko yeh khabar batai jaati hai to woh jaa ke apne kaproon ki maching ki chorian pehenti hai or phir matam manati hai or phir apni chorian tor deti hai.phir os ki biwi ko os ke Shohar or os ke bete ke khoon(blood)main lat pat kapre die jaate hain to woh onhe aise hi almari main rakhdeti hai.Raat ko jub woh chain ki neend soti hai to os ke khowab main aik baba aata hai jo ose kehta hai ke tum ne jo kapre khon main latpat hain almari main rakhe hain ose nikaal ke dhoke rakho.Dosre din woh aise hi kerti hai.phir jab raat hoti hai wohi baba phir os ke khowab main aata hai or kehta hai ke on kaproon ko acchi tara dho os main abhi tak daag laga howa hai.Dosre din phir woh on kaproon ko dhoti hai laikin daag phir bhi nahi jaate.Tesre din ose khowab nahi ata to woh bohut khush hoti hai laikin foran bell bajti hai or jab woh darwaza kholti hai to woh baba os ke saamne khara hota hai to woh baba se kehti hai ke main kia karoon main to kapre ghis ghis ke thak gai daag jaate hi nahi to baba apni jab main haath daal ke nikalta hai or kehta hai ""SURF EXEL HAI NA"".

Koi Hy Jo Sabr Ki aayet Mujh Pr Dam Kray...
Main Wo Sookha Pairh Hoon Jis Main Mqayyad ISHQ Hy...!!!

Aik daffa isstarha hota hai k 2 dost hotay hain. Aik bohat chalaak hota hai. Wahaan say aik Ganjaa guzrata hai. Pehla doosray ko kahta hai k main tumhain 10 ropay doon ga aggar tum iss ganjay k sarr parr thappar maro.
Doosra jaata hai aur uss k sarr parr thappar maar karr kahta yaar Maqsood Kya Haal Hai? Ganjaa kahtaa hai yaar main Maqsood nahin hoon. Woh sorry kah karr chala jaata hai.
10 ropay dainay k baad uss ka dost kahta hai k aggar abhi tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to 100 ropay doon ga. Woh jaata hai aur sarr parr thapparmaar kar kahta hai k yaar mazaaq kyun kartay ho main nay tumhain pechaan liyahai k tum he Maqsood ho. Sorry k baad jabb woh waapis jaata hai to Ganjaa apni jagga baddal leta hai. 100 ropay denay k baad woh kahta hai k abb aggar tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to pooray 1000 ropay millain gay.
Woh jaata hai aur sarrparr thappar maar karr kahta hai yaar Maqsood tum yahan kharray ho aur main wahan pata nahin kiss k sir parr thappar maar raha tha.

Kya Ghazab Hai K Uss Ki Khamoshi.....

Hum Sey Baatian Hazaar Karti Hai... !!!!