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Sar-e-Laa_Makaa''n Sey Talab Hui...
Soo-e-Muntaha Wo Chala Nabi (S.A.W)....
Koi Hadd Hai Un K Urooj Ki....

''''BALAGHAL-ULA BAY KAMAAL-E-HE''''

Rukh-e-Mustafa (S.A.W) Ki Ye Roshni....
Ye Tajalliyoo''n Ki Ham-Hami...
K Har Ek Cheez Chamak Uth''thi....

''''KASHA-FADDU-JA BAY JAMAAL-E-HE''''

Ye Kamaal-e-Haqq-e-Muhammadi (S.A.W)
K Har Ek Pay Chashm-e-Karam Rahi...
Sar-e-Hashar Nara-e-Ummati...

"HASU-NAT JAMIE-O-KHISAAL-E-HE''''

Ba_Khuda Hai Ishq-e- Muhammadi (S.A.W)
Mera Zikar-o-Fikar He Bass Yehi....
''''SALLU AALAY-HE WA AALAY HE''''
''''SALLU AALAY-HE WA AALAY HE''''

once there was a man whos doctor called him up. the doc. said that the man had an uncureable desease and there was only one way that could help him a little. the man asked what it was, the doc. said -start taking mud baths!- hahahhahhah! Get It?
for the people who dont get it,( the doc. asked him to take mud baths because he wanted to prepare him to go to his grave.) HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!

IK AADMI:
(DOOSREY AADMI SE) YAAR AAJ MERI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY)HE AAJ ME NAHANA CHAHTA HOON .
DOOSRA AADMI:
YAAR TUM KIA APNI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY) PER HI NAHATEY HO? ABHI PICHLEY (PREVIOUS) SAAL HI TO NAHAEY THE?
PEHLA AADMI:
BHAI KIA KAROON SAAF SUTHRA REHNEY KI AADET REH GAI HE.

Main nikla kutti lay ker, raste main, serak per, aik kutta aiya, main othe kutti chor aiya. Rab jaane, kab bonka,kab bulaya, kab atraction hoi, mani othe kutti chor aiya!
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA