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Pyaz aur pyar mai konsi baat mushtarik hai?

Kyun shab-e-gham na jalaoon teri yaadon ke chirag,
Unn se roshan meri manzil ke nishaan hote hain

aik dafa baitey ney ma sey kaha key ma chai bana do to ma ney kaha dood phat geya hai to batey ney kaha os ko seel do.

Main ne kab kaha aisa , hamesha sath rehna tum...
"
Jab tak sans chalti hai, tab tak pas rehna tum...!!!

Dil Ke Paas Aapka Ghar Bana Liya
Khwabo Me Aapko Basa Liya
Mat Puchho Kitna Chahte Hai Hum Aapko
Aapki Har Khata Ko Apna Mukaddar Bana Liya..!!! ❤

There waz a man who use do a big bad smelly phart in the morning,and as ussual his wife use 2 say ""that some day everythng will come out""...so one morning his wife woke up earlier and she wnt down in the kitchen to bake roasted chiken ..but the chiken waz all burnt out..so she said wat 2 do ...2 throw it........or?So, after 15mintues there waz a loud phart and suddenly a loud yell frm upstairs of her husband...he came running n yelling and said 2 her wife....""oye! u wre saying rite that ik din sada everything will come out,and it came out.......i wont do the PAAD again"".......PHAAARTTT!!!!!oops sry!!