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~ 132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana


The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are:

Mahotkata Vinayaka

Mayuresvara

Gajanana

Dhumraketu

May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times!

Happy Ganesha Chaturthi!

Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and the women stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!

Merry Christmas!

I just want to kiss you all over, smile and laugh out loud with you!

Breaking News:

3 days holiday declared in all Central and State govt. offices.

As a result, all schools and college shall also remian closed due to "Bharat Bandh"!

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So sit at home on 29,30 and 31st February and just chill!

Let me know if I say anything that offends you, I might want to offend you again later!

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.

A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.

The report said - Delivered!