Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sana Ali
Santa And His Girlfriend Were Showering Together.
Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.
Girl: Do dirty things to me.
Santa puts soap in her eyes.
Girl: Do dirty things to me.
Santa puts soap in her eyes.
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Nov 26, 2014 at 22:11
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Cricket
Mehreen Ali
The T20 World Cup Semi Final Match Between Australia And West Indies Was fixed
The T20 World Cup semi-final match between Australia and West Indies was
fixed
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GOD sure knows how to fix things right!
fixed
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GOD sure knows how to fix things right!
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Nov 26, 2014 at 19:11
Category: Cricket
Whatsapp Messages / Pranks
Urooj Imran
Aapko.
Aapko.
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Hum sirf aapko..
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Aur aapko...
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Arre aapko....
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Haan Haan Aapko.....
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Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi......
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Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge!
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Hum sirf aapko..
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Aur aapko...
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Arre aapko....
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Haan Haan Aapko.....
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Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi......
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Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge!
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Nov 26, 2014 at 17:11
Category: Pranks
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Maria Waheed
It's Not That I Hate You. It's Just That If You Caught Fire,...
It's not that I hate you. It's just that if you caught fire, I'd roast marshmallows!
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Nov 26, 2014 at 15:11
Category: Insults
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Abdul Qadeer
Gods In It:
Gods in IT:
Brahma: System Installer;
Vishnu: System Supporter;
Shiva: System Programmer;
Narad: Data Transferer;
Yamraj: Deleter;
Apsara: Virus.
Brahma: System Installer;
Vishnu: System Supporter;
Shiva: System Programmer;
Narad: Data Transferer;
Yamraj: Deleter;
Apsara: Virus.
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Nov 26, 2014 at 13:11
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Bushra Shah
A True Friend Is Not Like The Rain Which Pours & Goes Away. ...
A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning
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Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
Category: Friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shayan Shahid
Banta: Y Did U Buy Ur Wife A Huge Diamond Ring For Her B'day? I Thought She Wanted A Car.
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
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Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Rajinikanth
Shahida Malik
Rajnikanth Doesn`t Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Tries T...
Rajnikanth doesn`t move at the speed of light. Light tries to move at the speed of Rajnikanth.
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Nov 26, 2014 at 08:11
Category: Rajinikanth
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage
Urooj Zahed
If You Are Happy Even After Your Marriage, You Haven't Taken...
If you are happy even after your marriage, you haven't taken your marriage seriously!
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Nov 26, 2014 at 06:11
Category: Marriage
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