Tag: Funny

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Upcoming Horror Movies!
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2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai..
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Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
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Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na

Japani couple romance kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.- :D

‘”SAD STORY”
Baap ne Bete ki Talashi li,
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Jaib se Gutka, Cigrette,
Katrina kaif ki Tasaweer
or
Girls k Numbers nikle,
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Bap ne Bete ko Boht mara or kaha,
Kb se ye sb kch kar rahe Ho?
Beta Rote hue Bola,
“Baba mene Apki Jacket Pehni hui hai” :-) ’

Boss:
50 Pathar Jahaz Me Rakhe hn 1 niche pheka to bqi ktne bche?
Emp:
Sir 49
Bos:
Hathi Ko 3 hison me frig me rkho
Emp:
Frig khola
Hathi rkha
Frig band krdia
Bos:
Ab 4 hison me HiRAN frig Me Rkho
Emp:
Frig Kola
Hathi nikla
Hran rkha
frig bnd krdia
Bos:
Shr ki Slgra hy sb jnwr aye 1 nhi aya q?
Emp:
Qk Sir Hran to frig me hy
Bos:
1 Budhi orat Mgrmuch se bhary Drya ko kese par krgi?
Emp:
Sir Tair k qk mgrmuch to Sher ki Slgra me gye hue hn
Bos:Akhri Swal wo orat phr b mr gai btao q?
Emp:
Sir dob gai hogi
Bos: Nhi us k sar par wo pathar laga jo hm ne jahaz se pheka tha
Kal se kaam pr mat ana:)

Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”
or
Jawani ma “Janu” nazar ati hai.