Tag: Funny

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai.

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA
2……PEPSI
3……….U
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PIZZA TO EAT
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PEPSI TO DRINK
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AND U
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OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO
TO CLEAN THE TABLE

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Kash koi exams result ka insurance karaa dataa,
Toy har exam ka pehly premium bharwa dete,
Pass hoty toy theek hai,
Varna insurance claim karvaa lety.

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…….
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha
lekar aao jisme main apna muh
dekh sakun..
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Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me
mera hi muh dikh rahahai..
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Inteligent Santa

Difference Between Best Friend & Just Friend:

When You Are In Hospital.
Just Friend Asks: “Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?”
Best Friend Asks: “Nurse Kaisi Hai?“

Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje
de do…
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad
krungi…
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje
krogi…
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki mujse
diamond
ring mangi thi ……………..
or Kamine ne nhi di…